Well, the people who liked Transformers did, of course. Those that never liked it to begin with would never think the films were good, even if they were masterpieces to the general public.madbird-valiant said:
Script For Transformers 2 Will Probably Suck
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Giant Robots beating the shit out of each other takes a fair amount of effort to fuck up.madbird-valiant said:
Come on, people, where's your sense of fun?! If we hurry we can meet up at the Canadian border and find the location of that warhead!The_Oracle said:If they want to see explosions, they should do it the old fashioned way, i.e., stealing a Russian nuclear warhead and detonating it somewhere off the coast of California. It's more fun and it ensures your childhood memories won't be ruined.dekkarax said:
But seriously, I'm going to love the Editing Room's take on this crappy sequel to a crappy movie.
The script sucked before sucking even knew it sucked.
I hated the Transformers movie for 1 reason:
I was there to see giant robots beat the living shit out of each other and blow shit up.
And I waited, enduring the summer movie bullshit that Bay + co spewed out, forgiving all the idiot moves-robots you couldn't tell apart, human 'relationships' being emphasized, Tuturro's usually good acting skills being turned to evil, Optimus Prime saying 'My bad.' All of that shit.
For a gleaming moment, when Bonecrusher and Optimus meet on the freeway, I thought; YES, YES JUST LIKE THIS YOU WHORE, YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT.
And then, when the 45 minute violence gang-bang was supposed to happen, I instead got bukkake: messy, unorganized, and full of moments where I was asking; what in the fuck is going on here?
It sucked balls, and unless the second movie has a fight scene director worth the spit in my hand, so will TF2.
I hated the Transformers movie for 1 reason:
I was there to see giant robots beat the living shit out of each other and blow shit up.
And I waited, enduring the summer movie bullshit that Bay + co spewed out, forgiving all the idiot moves-robots you couldn't tell apart, human 'relationships' being emphasized, Tuturro's usually good acting skills being turned to evil, Optimus Prime saying 'My bad.' All of that shit.
For a gleaming moment, when Bonecrusher and Optimus meet on the freeway, I thought; YES, YES JUST LIKE THIS YOU WHORE, YOU KNOW HOW I LIKE IT.
And then, when the 45 minute violence gang-bang was supposed to happen, I instead got bukkake: messy, unorganized, and full of moments where I was asking; what in the fuck is going on here?
It sucked balls, and unless the second movie has a fight scene director worth the spit in my hand, so will TF2.
I'd already assumed that this film would suck in general.
But who doesn't want to see a giant robot boxing match?
But who doesn't want to see a giant robot boxing match?
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Wow it must be obvious day on camp stupid!
You're just figuring that out....now?
Gee you think?
Gj Sherlock!
Thanks Captain Obvious!
Wow it must be obvious day on camp stupid!
You're just figuring that out....now?
''Script For Transformers 2 Will Probably Suck''
STOP TEH PRESSERS!
Giant spacerobots that transform into cars, and is in an epic battle against another set of toys/robots on planet earth is just genious.
STOP TEH PRESSERS!
Giant spacerobots that transform into cars, and is in an epic battle against another set of toys/robots on planet earth is just genious.
Orci and Kurtzman haven't been behind a legitimately well-written movie yet (Zorro 2 kinda/sorta comes close,) so the fact that they're all-but saying "sorry" for THIS one is actually a little frightening...
The last film has probably the worst story, script, dialogue and execution-of-concept of any genre film of the last decade or more. Even with among all the OTHER stuff that doesn't work - Michael Bay's dogshit concept of action-direction, uniformly awful acting, horribly-designed robots, useless and extraneous human characters (what is the point of the army guys and the hackers again?) and so on... the script towers above all. It's an almost-entirely worthless film... the "masculine" equivalent to Twilight.
The last film has probably the worst story, script, dialogue and execution-of-concept of any genre film of the last decade or more. Even with among all the OTHER stuff that doesn't work - Michael Bay's dogshit concept of action-direction, uniformly awful acting, horribly-designed robots, useless and extraneous human characters (what is the point of the army guys and the hackers again?) and so on... the script towers above all. It's an almost-entirely worthless film... the "masculine" equivalent to Twilight.
Damn right. But if they just give me HotRod as Rodimus Prime, I'll forgive them for EVERYTHING.AceDiamond said:
You don't really start writing a script for a series if you have no clue where it's going, the writer probably had a good idea of what to put down for the first and second season before it ended, maybe before it began.harhol said:
He would have had longer than nine months, and if he did just have that, it would have been more likely he had the idea in his/her head rather than pulling ideas out of his/her arse.
Plus maybe they really want this to be good, or maybe they are bad writers, or have a severe case of writers block, but either way this is going to be a feature film. I banged out a feature film script in two weeks but no way in hell I consider that to be screen worthy.
If you're given two weeks for a pre production outline and three months to do a film script people want to see in the cinemas, on the side of other projects, also factoring in redrafts it's going to be tough.
Also a fortnight would probably be typical, maybe a month, but again it wasn't the only thing they were doing. The first draft most certainly won't be the last.
EDIT: Either way, the Writer's Guild sure as hell wasn't striking during the first movie, so I have no hope for this one.
Are you really suprised, all of shialebufs movies suck, its not him as an actor its just the movies he gets attracted to.
Honestly, if it's a script from this franchaise, it will almost definetly fail, the first one just scraped by, and in my experience, sequels are never better than the first, no matter how good(or in this case, bad).
Yes i agree that there are worse movies, one movie in question would be Crank.Panzer_God said: