Almost wasn't still a thing. There was a 6 month gap between round 80 and 81 here. You feel like joining for old time's sake? While it's too late to have you join the game proper I can make you an NPC. Basically you can still vote of scenarios (but not executions) and I'll let you write up a scenario to present to the other survivors.NeoAC said:Well shoot, this is still a thing, huh? Congrats. Nice to see SK is still kicking.
I am far more bothered by the threat of drinking my own pee than the threat of being executed :|tf2godz said:I just want to point out that we have a dead comrades to eat here and probably more dead bodies coming soon and for water we can just drink are own urine. We don't need that many much supplies[HEADING=3](a)[/HEADING]"We should be focusing on where we go from here. Our first priority should be food and supplies." He sticks a greasy finger onto a corner of the map. "There was a small town not far from here. It's probably not completely looted. Plenty of small shops and grocers we can resupply from."
I have a rocket launcher strapped to my back. I'm also a brilliant scientist and that "robot" was made by a little girl, we don't need that much weaponry.[HEADING=3](b)[/HEADING]"Are you mad!" another comrade interrupts. "There's a giant robot walking around out there! We need guns and explosives right now!" He places his slightly charred finger defiantly on the map. "There's a military surplus store right over here. We should arm ourselves to the teeth while we still can!"
Good point, we could eat them, I will say that's probably the best plan.[HEADING=3](c)[/HEADING]"A giant robot? Have you lost your mind?" another comrade chimes in as he adjusts his glasses. "We need to regroup with other survivors as quickly as we can.. There's another bunker over here." He slyly places a finger on the opposite side of the map. "We should try to make contact with them as quickly as possible."
Fat Hippo, are you high?[HEADING=3](d)[/HEADING]"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...
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This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!tf2godz said:Fat Hippo, are you high?[HEADING=3](d)[/HEADING]"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...
Only 12 inch?Fat Hippo said:This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!tf2godz said:Fat Hippo, are you high?[HEADING=3](d)[/HEADING]"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...
You spend too much time in that vault didn't you?Fat Hippo said:This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!tf2godz said:Fat Hippo, are you high?[HEADING=3](d)[/HEADING]"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...
What did I do to even make myself look the slightest bit suspicious? Now if you excuse me I gotta go eat Shoggoth BodyThe Decapitated Centaur said:We must tear down the godz. Vote tf2godz.
I seemed to have stumbled upon what I can only designate as an abattoir of retarded children....tf2godz said:You spend too much time in that vault didn't you?Fat Hippo said:This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!tf2godz said:Fat Hippo, are you high?[HEADING=3](d)[/HEADING]"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...
What did I do to even make myself look the slightest bit suspicious? Now if you excuse me I gotta go eat Shoggoth BodyThe Decapitated Centaur said:We must tear down the godz. Vote tf2godz.
crimson5pheonix said:Only 12 inch?Fat Hippo said:This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!tf2godz said:Fat Hippo, are you high?[HEADING=3](d)[/HEADING]"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...
OT: Wait, SK is back up?
While normally I prefer to be on the free and easy when it comes to situations like this.....yeah let's not speak of this again....Wary Wolf said:You stumble from the Vault in the dead of night. You know the surface is dangerous, but you feel like you need to be alone.
You have seen friends die in the vault before, many from suicide due to the sheer boredom and despair of living underground. You miss them.
But this. This was no suicide. This was murder.
And what is worse, it happened to Shoggoth2588. You choke back tears at the thought. How could he be taken so soon. You didn't want to admit it, but he was your hero. Your inspiration. You thought that if anyone could make it on the surface to survive it was him.
Dejected, you mope out into the barren wasteland. Not even caring if you get lost.
Time becomes meaningless as you travel in a daze from the safety of your vault. Until you hear the grinding of machinery above you. Somehow you have found yourself in a canyon. A giant robot throws a large box from above you.
The box clatters into the earth with a dull thud, it's label reading:
[HEADING=1]FAILED WAIFU EXPERIMENT #G417 C1-1
DO NOT OPEN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!
BEST REGARDS, THE GRITCH KING[/HEADING]
Having lost all literary ability after having only porn to read for the last age, the words are meaningless to you.
Taking your trusty bobby pin and screwdriver, you begin working the lock.
After three hours and ninety-five broken bobby pins (good thing they're weightless), you hear a satisfying *click!*
You peer inside, eagerly anticipating treasure that might fill the hole in your heart left by Shoggoth2588's passing.
You flee back to your vault never looking back.
Permanently scarred as your desire to open random boxes in the wasteland is forever extinguished.
You chose to be a tf2godtf2godz said:You spend too much time in that vault didn't you?Fat Hippo said:This vanilla porno is pure FILTH! Where are the chains? Where is the leather? The cat ears? The 12-inch dildos? We must burn it to appease the fetish gods!tf2godz said:Fat Hippo, are you high?[HEADING=3](d)[/HEADING]"You've all lost your minds!" a fourth comrade interjects before tossing the map and table to the ground. "Have you not seen the horror these porno have brought to us! One of our own has taken his own life! We've angered the Almighty! We must beg for his forgiveness and cleanse ourselves of this filth! A fire! Burn the porno! And maybe some of our excess food while we're at it...
What did I do to even make myself look the slightest bit suspicious? Now if you excuse me I gotta go eat Shoggoth BodyThe Decapitated Centaur said:We must tear down the godz. Vote tf2godz.
tf2godz said:What did I do to even make myself look the slightest bit suspicious? Now if you excuse me I gotta go eat Shoggoth Body
All the porn could've been of Hillary Clinton so there's that.tippy2k2 said:EEEeeewwwwww....now there's chunks of brain on the porn.
Could this apocalypse get any worse?