oh, you mean this?wgmovies said:um lets see what i always wanted to do is autofellatio and a treesome
I have a friend who actually does consider that a problem. He gets really sensitive about it, and considers it horrendously embarrassing to have to ask for extra-large condoms when he's at the shops.Evil Smurf said:First world problems?: your penis is too big.
yeah my spelling is a little off im dutch u see still funny thoughzehydra said:oh, you mean this?wgmovies said:um lets see what i always wanted to do is autofellatio and a treesome
lol
sorry
Actually, I remeber reading a survey about what causes problems in bed for women, and "too big" placed second, while "too small" was like 12th. It makes perfect sense I think, I mean I could imagine that it would be quite painful for a woman. Even I've had trouble "fitting" sometimes and I'm really not that big.SonicWaffle said:I have a friend who actually does consider that a problem. He gets really sensitive about it, and considers it horrendously embarrassing to have to ask for extra-large condoms when he's at the shops.Evil Smurf said:First world problems?: your penis is too big.
Fuckin' weird.
"I said my drugs would take you places. I never said they'd be places you wanted to go..."shrekfan246 said:Oh wow. This thread. It's going to go places. Places none of us ever wanted to actually visit.
Anyway. I've always had a bit of a thing for exhibitionism. Extrapolate further from there.
Yeah? A friend of mine complains he's too big occasionally and I shut him down. Am I being insensitive? Also, what's number one? He's gay?Pietari Heliste said:Actually, I remeber reading a survey about what causes problems in bed for women, and "too big" placed second, while "too small" was like 12th. It makes perfect sense I think, I mean I could imagine that it would be quite painful for a woman. Even I've had trouble "fitting" sometimes and I'm really not that big.SonicWaffle said:I have a friend who actually does consider that a problem. He gets really sensitive about it, and considers it horrendously embarrassing to have to ask for extra-large condoms when he's at the shops.Evil Smurf said:First world problems?: your penis is too big.
Fuckin' weird.
If you've got time and money you could arrange that in Nevada or the Netherlands.Arcane Azmadi said:If we're willing to dip into the realms of pure fantasy, I've often wished I was a girl so I could try sex lesbian sex. Frankly, I find women so much more attractive than men that I've often envied them, especially how much more fulfilling I imagine they find masturbation (let's face it, men just don't have enough erogenous zones).
More realistically, I've already tried most of the more exotic things I wanted to try. Wouldn't mind trying a foursome (with 3 girls) sometime though, although that's probably in the "unrealistically selfish" department.
Pffft. Sex is far too mainstream.DVS BSTrD said:I hear all the cool kids are doing itVault101 said:uuuuhhh I don't think this is apropriate..0_0
I'd like to try sex though...I hear its pretty good
I seem to remember the first one was dryness or some such.Owen Robertson said:Yeah? A friend of mine complains he's too big occasionally and I shut him down. Am I being insensitive? Also, what's number one? He's gay?Pietari Heliste said:Actually, I remeber reading a survey about what causes problems in bed for women, and "too big" placed second, while "too small" was like 12th. It makes perfect sense I think, I mean I could imagine that it would be quite painful for a woman. Even I've had trouble "fitting" sometimes and I'm really not that big.SonicWaffle said:I have a friend who actually does consider that a problem. He gets really sensitive about it, and considers it horrendously embarrassing to have to ask for extra-large condoms when he's at the shops.Evil Smurf said:First world problems?: your penis is too big.
Fuckin' weird.
There's a bad meme to be thrown in here, but as I like my place here I will only say it concerns the idea of 'a cat being appropriate in lieu of the current circumstances...' or something of that degree.Evil Smurf said:I don't know man, I've not seen her's yetStrazdas said:looking at your changed avatar, looks like your forever alone problem was solved by a kitten.Evil Smurf said:Well sex for a start, but I am no longer forever alone as of two days ago. So maybe that is in the horison. Assuming it happens, I do like being scratched and bitten when entertaining a woman.
too dark?
He doesn't seem to have any hang-ups about that part of it, though. I've known a few of his girlfriends over the years and never heard any complaints (even though, he being terribly annoying as a person, they complain about every other aspect of him ), his issue is the idea that people might know he has a large dick.Pietari Heliste said:Actually, I remeber reading a survey about what causes problems in bed for women, and "too big" placed second, while "too small" was like 12th. It makes perfect sense I think, I mean I could imagine that it would be quite painful for a woman. Even I've had trouble "fitting" sometimes and I'm really not that big.SonicWaffle said:I have a friend who actually does consider that a problem. He gets really sensitive about it, and considers it horrendously embarrassing to have to ask for extra-large condoms when he's at the shops.Evil Smurf said:First world problems?: your penis is too big.
Fuckin' weird.