So a zombie bursts through the door...

[ScRaT_the_destroyer]

i guess ill have to murder it with an empty kettle, student life ftw

 

[Spygon]

well first it had to jump over my bed to get me so i got a few extra seconds to either pick up my weights and smash its head in or give my baseball bat a good old swing.

What? i have been waiting for this day to come and am very prepared lol

 

[logiman]

My G15..dunno if i should use it (i <3 it)..and it has a damn cable!

..or a DVD/Sticky Notes

 

[dragonslayer32]

I have a laptop, a bottle of pepsi max and a wall of DVDs. I mightjust survive this...

 

[icame]

Within arms reach? i got a pop can...if i can get across the room i have a pen....im f*cked

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I could pick up my Schecter, and those are some damn heavy guitars. Either that or what is actually closest to my mouse hand, which is Dave McClain's drumstick that I caught at the Machine Head show in Melbourne earlier in the year. Both of these things may do damage, although I probably wouldn't be able to get the guitar into an attacking/defensive position fast enough.

 

[Talshere]

If its coming through the floor its easy kicking height, as such Id give it a nice rolling kick breaking its skull and/or its neck, neutralising the problem. I would then round up my house mates, 3 of whom are medieval reenactors, deck ourselves out in the many items of plate and chainmail they have along with weapons varying from hunting knives to heavy crossbows, ransack Morrisons on the way out of town and head for one of the many virtually unknown castles in N.Wales.

EDIT I need to learn to read,still even if it comes through the door Id do the same with possibly some random distance making kick first to get a good lineup.

 

[Trifixion]

I'm at my desk, with my favorite computer diagnostic tool...a 3 iron golf club...right next to the desk (seriously, it works...I've fixed at least a dozen hardware problems by giving them a light smack with the club). And I'm in a mood to use it. Zombie head is gonna be splattered.

 

[Defective_Detective]

If its coming through the floor its easy kicking height, as such Id give it a nice rolling kick breaking its skull and/or its neck, neutralising the problem. I would then round up my house mates, 3 of whom are medieval reenactors, deck ourselves out in the many items of plate and chainmail they have along with weapons varying from hunting knives to heavy crossbows, ransack Morrisons on the way out of town and head for one of the many virtually unknown castles in N.Wales.

Easy there, champ. We're just talking about a single zombie bursting in through the door of the room you are in right now. Not a full blown apocalypse scenario.

 

[Talshere]

If its coming through the floor its easy kicking height, as such Id give it a nice rolling kick breaking its skull and/or its neck, neutralising the problem. I would then round up my house mates, 3 of whom are medieval reenactors, deck ourselves out in the many items of plate and chainmail they have along with weapons varying from hunting knives to heavy crossbows, ransack Morrisons on the way out of town and head for one of the many virtually unknown castles in N.Wales.

Easy there, champ. We're just talking about a single zombie bursting in through the door of the room you are in right now. Not a full blown apocalypse scenario.

Stage one infestation is just how it starts, in a world not used to Zombie events a stage 1 escalates to a stage 2 in a matter of hours. We could have a stage 3 on our hands in a matter of days. Better to be out of there before the majority population are turned and people start fighting each other for supplies. Besides, its a student town, you might get a few funny looks but other wise walking down the street in full plate with a waraxe on your hip attracts surprisingly little attention.

 

[teh_Canape]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop

I read up to this and instantly thought

"I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop and type him to death"

typing of the dead ftw

 

[Defective_Detective]

If its coming through the floor its easy kicking height, as such Id give it a nice rolling kick breaking its skull and/or its neck, neutralising the problem. I would then round up my house mates, 3 of whom are medieval reenactors, deck ourselves out in the many items of plate and chainmail they have along with weapons varying from hunting knives to heavy crossbows, ransack Morrisons on the way out of town and head for one of the many virtually unknown castles in N.Wales.

Easy there, champ. We're just talking about a single zombie bursting in through the door of the room you are in right now. Not a full blown apocalypse scenario.

Stage one infestation is just how it starts, in a world not used to Zombie events a stage 1 escalates to a stage 2 in a matter of hours. We could have a stage 3 on our hands in a matter of days. Better to be out of there before the majority population are turned and people start fighting each other for supplies. Besides, its a student town, you might get a few funny looks but other wise walking down the street in full plate with a waraxe on your hip attracts surprisingly little attention.

I know. Most of the people reading this thread have likely read "The Zombie Survival Guide" too. I'm saying that you're getting off-topic. This is just supposed to be a fun little thread about how you'd spontaneously deal with an unexpected threat bursting through your door at this moment in time.

 

[Talshere]

If its coming through the floor its easy kicking height, as such Id give it a nice rolling kick breaking its skull and/or its neck, neutralising the problem. I would then round up my house mates, 3 of whom are medieval reenactors, deck ourselves out in the many items of plate and chainmail they have along with weapons varying from hunting knives to heavy crossbows, ransack Morrisons on the way out of town and head for one of the many virtually unknown castles in N.Wales.

Easy there, champ. We're just talking about a single zombie bursting in through the door of the room you are in right now. Not a full blown apocalypse scenario.

Stage one infestation is just how it starts, in a world not used to Zombie events a stage 1 escalates to a stage 2 in a matter of hours. We could have a stage 3 on our hands in a matter of days. Better to be out of there before the majority population are turned and people start fighting each other for supplies. Besides, its a student town, you might get a few funny looks but other wise walking down the street in full plate with a waraxe on your hip attracts surprisingly little attention.

I know. Most of the people reading this thread have likely read "The Zombie Survival Guide" too. I'm saying that you're getting off-topic. This is just supposed to be a fun little thread about how you'd spontaneously deal with an unexpected threat bursting through your door at this moment in time.

That IS how I would spontaneously deal with it Id be out the town in 15 mins XD

 

[wolfshrimp]

I grab the 5kg dumbbells that are next to me and show it what a flye is for *squish*

 

[Ninja Tank]

wow i get to say "boom headshot" cause the nearest thing to kill with is my gun at my feet, or the metal bat out of my reach.

 

[Talshere]

wow i get to say "boom headshot" cause the nearest thing to kill with is my gun at my feet, or the metal bat out of my reach.

You keep a loaded gun near your computer I couldnt do it, a fluke accident could see the end of my baby QQ

 

[Hazzaslagga]

well i'm holding a Jackson king v guitar at the moment so yeah. put 2 and 2 together.

 

[ninja555]

Throw my china mug of cold tea at it then while it's stunned poison it with a sharpie.

 

[thingymuwatsit]

I would beat it to death with my laptop, or the two swiss army knives in the drawer beside me. If I had to destroy the head I would choose laptop, but if they are L4D variants then the knifes would help (I'm immune to everything IRL)

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

A table, yeah I think I'm good.