So a zombie bursts through the door...

[iLikeHippos]

Well, I do have my backpack and laptop with me.

I'd put the backpack on its head, blinding and disorienting it temporarily (as well as nullifying his ability to bite me) and grab the laptop to WHACK him.
... And that would grant me enough time to get something to finish the job. Wouldn't want to run outside in case this was not the only zombie.

Would be quite simple to think he's charging at me without a brain. Just to stand with the backpack open at head-length and it'll solve itself.

Other than that, couldn't you'd have made something more creative of a thread? Zombies are heavily overdone at this point. We all luv'm and that...

 

[TyranidXX]

I have... a Chair.

I know... I'll knock over zombie, sit on the chair as it lays on the zombie and then get one of my brothers to stab it with a close-by Katana.

Failing that, just beat the thing with anything I can grab and try dodge it's attacks.

 

[Legendary Alucard]

I have a ten pound blacksmith hammer and a 25 pound curling bar. I think I'll be ok.

Yea...Those are great Objects when it comes to speed... Your not wodan

Il just Trow my PS3 Controle to Distract and just Climb out of the window like a lil shit xD

This is my Back Up plan when the PS3 thing doesnt work...

 

[Jamielordofgingers]

I'd probably just combo punch it to death, followed by sweet dropkick out the door. or just grab it by it's shirt and throw it out that way

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Well I'd most likely try chucking something at it while making a break for my katana. It's not sharpened but a nice blunt edge and a nasty point would help. But I would most likely get eaten.

However If I had like a second I'd grab my hamper and pop it on the bastard's head ... then make a break for the sword.

 

[Tonythion]

Since I am usually in the living room with my dogs, the closest thing would either be a control or my dogs...I am so dying.

nonsense, bludgeon him with the dogs

OP I have a pen quite close or a pair of scissors just out of arms reach. So I guess I could stab it but I'd probably die

Pfft my dogs are huge, so I couldn't bludgeon anything, and they are too lazy to attack anything other than a squirrel.

 

[davethemongoose]

twat it with a mug of hot strong coffee!

 

[Macgyvercas]

My sword is mounted above my computer. I'm not worried.

 

[TehIrishSoap]

Lets See... A Webcam? No. A Broadband Box? Maybe. A Bottle Of Water? LOL

 

[Pegghead]

I'd probably grab my lamp.

 

[HellbirdIV]

I'd use my chair, or the chair next to my computer I use as a micro-table. Either way the zombie is fucked.

CHAIR-FU!

 

[Burningsok]

I'd sharpen my typing skills, grab my portable laptop, log onto The Escapist, type in "yet another boring cliched zombie scenario" into the Search bar, and the solution would probably hit my screen before the zombie got close enough to attack.

D'ohoho, clever stuff buddy. Why not try actually contributing to the thread, though?

The subtext of my comment is that brains beats brawn in survival scenarios.

true, that's what it all comes down to.

 

[yesimacasualgamer]

Well, i'd proberelly yell out "WTF, a zombie cool. Fucking awesome a real zombie. Somthing to do, i can kill a zombie fuking insane, mental!" might try to take a picture. Then grab my zombie apocolypse weapon. (i actually have a zombie apocloylse weapon, it's a neck of a bass guitar me and my mates set on fire). After absoulueley beating the shit out of it. I would grab a can of pepsi and be on with my day. slaying maybe 10 minutes tops of boredem

 

[Kenko]

With the power of the Emperor I will strike the zombie down with my "The Founding by Dan Abnett" !

Yeah, whats for dinner?.... ME! =D

 

[GrimTuesday]

I have a ten pound blacksmith hammer and a 25 pound curling bar. I think I'll be ok.

Yea...Those are great Objects when it comes to speed... Your not wodan

Il just Trow my PS3 Controle to Distract and just Climb out of the window like a lil shit xD

This is my Back Up plan when the PS3 thing doesnt work...

Trust me as far as I'm concerned ten and 25 pounds is nothing. At 6 foot 2 390 pounds with a bunch of muscle I can hold my own with a heavy weapon. Besides there's nothing like splattering a zombies brains to get the blood pumping in the morning, and what better way to do it then with a heavy weapon.

 

[Defective_Detective]

Hmm. Well let's see. Luckily, my door is already semi-barricaded with various pieces of room-junk, so that might buy me the precious seconds I need to grab my buckler and umbrella from across the room.

Once equipped, I can use the shield to keep the clawing, brain-munching monster at bay until I'm ready to either bludgeon it with the shield boss/rim, or stab it in the eyes with the umbrella tip.

Demonstrably, living in the UK means I must utilize more creative means to dispose of these all too regular encounters than my American colleagues, what with thier convenient access to firearms and katanas.

 

[Defective_Detective]

With the power of the Emperor I will strike the zombie down with my "The Founding by Dan Abnett" !

Yeah, whats for dinner?.... ME! =D

I dunno... That could leave a pretty stinging papercut.

 

[Gypc]

Demonstrably, living in the UK means I must utilize more creative means to dispose of these all too regular encounters than my American colleague's, what with thier convenient access to firearms and katanas.

Thanks a lot for passing those strict arms laws on to Australia

OT: Dash for the kitchen knife rack. There's a 50/50 chance I'd make it, although probably a bit lower at the moment, since I have a headache.

 

[neoontime]

Well this computer but I guess that would mean losing the escapist for a while. Hmm, I guess this pen is always good for something.

 

[Legendary Alucard]

I have a ten pound blacksmith hammer and a 25 pound curling bar. I think I'll be ok.

Yea...Those are great Objects when it comes to speed... Your not wodan

Il just Trow my PS3 Controle to Distract and just Climb out of the window like a lil shit xD

This is my Back Up plan when the PS3 thing doesnt work...

Trust me as far as I'm concerned ten and 25 pounds is nothing. At 6 foot 2 390 pounds with a bunch of muscle I can hold my own with a heavy weapon. Besides there's nothing like splattering a zombies brains to get the blood pumping in the morning, and what better way to do it then with a heavy weapon.

Better Way > 12 Gauge?