So escapists... what's your porn name?

[Dreadjaws]

Tony Ramírez. Huh, it does sound like a porn name.

 

[SextusMaximus]

Tampon Cock the Torturous.

You've got some creepy fucking names in your family Gave me a laugh though!

 

[2733]

either brownie honald or slimy honald, i think i lose at this.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Tiger Holland.

Although I saw a version of this that gave me a better one. First pet+Place you first lived.

Tiger Woodborn. I shit you not. It's like Lance Hardwood 2!

captcha: candy apple. Apparently captcha is getting in on it too

 

[Tiger Sora]

Amy Robertson??? But I'm a guy....

Well I like the formula of your first name and the street you live on. Tom Woodhill.
: D

 

[Kashim117]

Ozzy Cosh.....the aristocratic maiden ravager?

 

[Ljs1121]

Caterina Sweeney. I'm a male, though!

I'm confused. D:

 

[Skulltaker101]

The Crushinator.

 

[loc978]

Pet name formulas don't work for me, almost all of my pets have been female. Middle name+childhood home street works great, though.
Joe Stanton.

 

[D-Class 198482]

Zany Source/Precious Source/Red Source/whateverthefuckmyotherdogsnameswere Source
i prefer precious source

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Barney Carlton

Actually works pretty good I have to say.

 

[TheEvilGenius]

Max D'Meza

 

[ejb626]

Dexter Hawley, well either that or Homer Hawley (my parents owned a dog named Dexter and a cat named Homer, who is still alive actually, when I was born.) Homer Hawley is better because of the alliteration.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

Meryl Echiveria
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Better than most I suppose.

Screw that. My name is Peter Richard Johnson.

 

[Tom Shadow]

Jazz Hamilton

 

[guidance]

I thought the rule was that it's the name of your highschool as your first name and your favorite soft drink as your last name. Yea references.

But with your rules I get...
Charcoal Raven, nope.

 

[hazabaza1]

This sounds like a phishing scam. Your first pet's name and your mother's maiden names are very common secret questions.

Again, didn't realise. I usually go for first school and best friend so it didn't cross my mind.

I can understand if you don't want to post, but you don't need to worry about me being a phisher at least. Been here for close to 4 years now, if I wanted passwords I'd have tried to get them earlier.

 

[garbutt]

Butch Gowing.

I sound MANLY. probably going to have to be one of those huge dudes with massively hairy chests and big moustaches.

 

[Agow95]

Zach Kirby... well that's shit.

 

[Adeptus Aspartem]

Pascha German

Wat.
Can't i use my own? Ya know.. my surname is really Kink

Combined with my first pet i'd be "Pascha Kink"
I'd really dig that.

Edit: If this is a phishing scam, everyone using his pets/mothers name for his password deserves it <.< Srsly.
You dont use a "please dont open sign" for your house/car, so save your accounts seriously.