So escapists... what's your porn name?

[Antitonic]

Go on, share with us!
Now this isn't some kind of "pick your own name" kinda thing. No no no, there is a formula. To discover your true porn name, there is a very simple procedure.
Take your first pet's name as your first name, and your mother's maiden name as surname.
Doing so creates your porn name! Give it a shot!

Myself, if I take first 'proper' pet, aside from fish and the such, is Skank Pottle.
If we do take fish/small pets into account it would be Sharky Pottle.

Go wild escapists, and have fun!

You guys do realize that these sorts of "games" are merely a scheme to obtain access to your internet accounts, yea?

You post this stuff, they've already got your email, and they've posted their pet's name and mother's maiden name, so its a pretty good shot that they can answer your challenge questions to get access to anything attached to your email address.

Posted this before, not trying to phish, been here for 4 years, normally go with first school and best friend.
Jesus, I just try to have a little fun and a bunch of people give me shit.

I can't speak for others, but I wasn't giving you shit, just trying to be helpful.

 

[Marcus Kehoe]

Harrison Knutsack

catch phrase, "gimme that butt"

 

[Black Arrow Officer]

Disco Armstrong.

Hmm... not bad. If you want to look up our family history, we were a bunch of pig thieves and murderers from Scotland. Although Neil Armstrong was part of our clan.

 

[game-lover]

Toshae Bufford...

LOL...

Well, it sounds like it'd fit.

 

[MarlonBlazed]

I thought the question for porn name was supposed to be something like your pets name and the street you grew up on.

Sammy Little, and for the record I use random words for these security questions... IN YOUR FACE imaginary thieves!

 

[bat32391]

Charlie Brown...
Wow, I couldn't have a stranger porn name.

 

[Another]

Star Jones.

Isn't that some TV host?

Also not really a guys porn name

 

[Olas]

Chewie Houston

Wow, just... wow.

(Oh, and it's pronounced hooston. Because it's Scottish. Dickhead)

Chewie is my dog's name as well. Chewie Lauer for me. ¯\(°_o)/¯

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

I'm taking my first male pet's name, rather than using a female name, to make Jasper Horn. I think it's a pretty good name for a porn star.

 

[SkullKing84]

Berry Jones.

Not bad... Not great either.

 

[gaiusimperator]

George Robert...


That is the worst porn name ever.

 

[AMMO Kid]

April Hall.

Nothing to far out of the norm.

 

[S.K. Ren]

Hmm, Nikoni Williams... does that turn you on?

 

[username sucks]

Garrus Miller
...
Did i get a species change?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Missy Greenway.

That doesn't sound like it belongs in porn at all.

 

[Bobsonnn]

Raffals Mapstone.

um.

i dont think this is going to work, guys.

 

[TheDutchin]

Piggy Bidulka
Awweee it's lame D:

 

[Shadu]

Misa Dear.

That's not too bad.

 

[dystopiaINC]

Gizmo James....ok not too bad

i prefer Gowan Commando though... thank you Harry Dresden

 

[kevinsux909]

Canopus Vasil.

Not really the best is it? If I have children I'll make them name their pet something provocative so that it works for them.