So escapists... what's your porn name?

[SkullKing84]

Berry Jones.

Not bad... Not great either.

 

[gaiusimperator]

George Robert...


That is the worst porn name ever.

 

[AMMO Kid]

April Hall.

Nothing to far out of the norm.

 

[S.K. Ren]

Hmm, Nikoni Williams... does that turn you on?

 

[username sucks]

Garrus Miller
...
Did i get a species change?

 

[RedDeadFred]

Missy Greenway.

That doesn't sound like it belongs in porn at all.

 

[Bobsonnn]

Raffals Mapstone.

um.

i dont think this is going to work, guys.

 

[TheDutchin]

Piggy Bidulka
Awweee it's lame D:

 

[Shadu]

Misa Dear.

That's not too bad.

 

[dystopiaINC]

Gizmo James....ok not too bad

i prefer Gowan Commando though... thank you Harry Dresden

 

[kevinsux909]

Canopus Vasil.

Not really the best is it? If I have children I'll make them name their pet something provocative so that it works for them.

 

[Harkonnen64]

Richard Masters, though my friends call me Dick.
Dick Masters.

 

[Radelaide]

Jesse Rawson...

 

[Mariakko]

Rastus Brown. I'm okay with this. Sounds like the a name used for the porn that is filmed in alleyways.

 

[TephlonPrice]

Hugh Johnson

 

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Richard Masters, though my friends call me Dick.
Dick Masters.

I think you just won the thread.

OT: I'm not quite comfortable divulging the necessary information, so I'll use my mother's middle name instead.

"Ayla Marie". Sounds classy! Sure, it means I'll be a shemale camwhore, but I'll a classy shemale camwhore.

 

[Donnie Restad]

Willow Jaeger.
Hmmm. I'm not sure if it works for porn, but I like the combination of the masculine and feminine like that.

 

[salinv]

Kashew Mayes.. Hmm, I don't think that will work. Unless it includes some mayonnaise fetish or something.