So...the rapture's today.

[deltasniper1640]

plus if the sharks do win then hell has froze over lol

 

[DirtyMagic]

If it's zombies, who's coming to the Winchester with me?

But that gun DOESN'T WORK anymore!
Also, dogs can't look up.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Well it's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

Spoiler: Sing it with me everyone!

 

[gizmo2300]

There will be no Rapture, not on Macho Man Randy Savage's watch. The biggest showdown in the history of the universe, a faceoff so epic he first had to die to meet his opponent in the ring. We should all thank the Macho Man for his courageous efforts proving him to be the Earth's greatest hero.

Oooooohhhh yeeeahhhhhh.

This is the truth, Ronnie James Dio did it last time and Michael Jackson the time before that. It's all just good bizniz.

 

[rmb1983]

I just took my longboard out to the store, and Supermanned about 10 feet down the street when the earth split right in front of me!

Oh, wait. That was just a pothole.
Remind me, if the world doesn't end today, to petition to the city to fix that hole.

Also, remind me to drink water. Two of my closest friends are getting married, today...whether the world ends or not, I won't be in the best of shape.

...Come to think of it, this is a pretty weak armageddon scenario. I WAS PROMISED ZOMBIES!!!

You've got red on you.

 

[AWAR]

Think of it this way: If everyone is left behind, how fucked up our world is.

 

[Kenko]

Think of it this way: If everyone is left behind, how fucked up our world is.

That depends whether you conform to and/or believe in that christian drivel to begin with.

 

[chocolate pickles]

I'm gonna get a haircut, play some L.A noire and brink, go to my friends birthday get together and then go to the cinemea to see pirates of the caribbean 4.

 

[Thetwistedendgame]

meh. It'd basically be the same except with a couple less people and a few more natural disasters. Besies, Hell is run by the Devil, who is the Bible's good guy (seriously, look it up! He never does anything evil!) so it'd probably be alright.

Actualy, the devil isn't the lord of the underworld. Check your bibles man, that guy is locked up for punishment just like the rest of those sinners.

 

[jyork89]

OMG!!! Here in New Zealand all the child predators in prison suddenly disappeared!! I guess we were barking up the wrong tree

 

[AWAR]

Think of it this way: If everyone is left behind, how fucked up our world is.

That depends whether you conform to and/or believe in that christian drivel to begin with.

Nah, I was sarcastic but this goes to show how easily these stuff can be interpreted in any way to your liking

 

[General_Potatoes]

The usual. Play games. Be on the escapist to see how everyones doing. BTW, how are you all doing this fine night? :3

 

[Sephychu]

Tell people I'll miss them, slap some bitches, then videogames. Many, many videogames.

 

[Adam Galli]

Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.

Pretty much the same thing here, just beer not liqour.

 

[No_Remainders]

Anyone who actually reads into the bible well enough to get anything relevant out of it will see that it says that the rapture is never going to come on a day that a man predicts it to come on.

It really makes predictions of doomsday "using the bible" hilarious.

... Anyone who has any sense will realise that the rapture is never going to come, full stop.

It's pure stupid.

 

[Olofelefant]

Everyone is justin bieber. THe rapture has arrived

 

[EonEire]

This is provably wrong the end of the world is not until 2012, please stop believing everything you hear. OMG!

 

[PatrickXD]

I'm going to play XCOM Apocalypse at 6.00 pm. Just to be ironic.

 

[Flames66]

Same thing I do every day. Sit around, apply to jobs, play some video games, drink some hard liquor.

You stole, my, PLAN!!

 

[MAdman1979]

Everyone should stay indoors to freak all the christians out