So...the rapture's today.

[epikAXE]

work my ass off at the ice cream vendor. Maybe ill give out extra big scoops just for today

 

[Corporal Yakob]

I hope there are some religious nutjobs who've abandoned their possessions and fled near me so I can go steal their stuff!

 

[Stickill]

...The what is today?

 

[HellbirdIV]

It's a little too sunny and cloudless outside to be the coming of the Great Beast and the Four Horsemen.

I'm not complaining, I guess, but you know, some punctuality would be nice...

 

[wulfy42]

Anyone who actually reads into the bible well enough to get anything relevant out of it will see that it says that the rapture is never going to come on a day that a man predicts it to come on.

It really makes predictions of doomsday "using the bible" hilarious.

Easy run around there, just predict it is going to come on every day ensuring that the rapture can never happen because someone has always predicted that it would.

In fact all do that now.


The rapture is going to happen tomorrow.

Tomorrow is always a day away


PS. I can prove the world will end tomorrow. It has to.

If the world does not end tomorrow Duke Nukem Forever will actually be released. That is not possible....so goodbye everyone.

 

[Continuity]

Well, god...

If it's zombies, who's coming to the Winchester with me?

Is there any other place to be? Ofc I'm there!

Pfft, i'm already at the bar....

 

[spartandude]

On the day is the rapture i have a message for God.

I get knocked down
But i get up again
You're never gonna keep me down

 

[Ed130 The Vanguard]

It is now 9:19pm on the 21st of May 2011 in New Zealand.

And nothing has happened.

Well... now what?

 

[Riggnarok]

If it's zombies, who's coming to the Winchester with me?

Sounds like a plan. Sitting and waiting for it to all blow over sounds just grand.

What kind of snacks should I bring?

 

[ShaqLevick]

I'm sure it will happen at 6pm Israel time. Regardless, I'm going to work. So I sincerely hope all the douche bags get raptured up to wherever by the time I get off. I'm really looking forward to the next 5 months in a land full of sinners.

 

[rockoffanddie]

I thought that apparantly it was surposed to be 6.00AM PST which, i believe, means that in britain i have about 4 and a half hours of playing la noire untill nothing happens.

Also this song seems appropriate to me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwxDhdXjgCs

Anyone agree?

 

[Bob the frantic]

Well, 7:30 in Australia and the rapture hasn't happened yet. Either it's late or the destruction of mankind isn't something that be predicted or timed without the proper information.

... It's probably just late. Let me know when it happens, Americans!

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

No computer modelling exam and a distinct absence of the preachier parts of society? Why hasn't this happened sooner?

I'll get my horse.

 

[WarpZone]

Anyone who actually reads into the bible well enough to get anything relevant out of it will see that it says that the rapture is never going to come on a day that a man predicts it to come on.

It really makes predictions of doomsday "using the bible" hilarious.

I hereby predict that The Rapture will happen every minute of every hour of every day from now until the heat-death of the universe and beyond.

You're all welcome.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

It's at 6 PM, guys. You should ask these guys [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiribati] how they're doing 'cause it's 6 there already.

6 PM Pacific Time...

Because God works in 'merican time of course.

 

[Fwee]

What if it only starts tomorrow? Like, it's a snowball-building type of deal so it'll catch everyone with their pants down. That's how I do my April-Fool's pranks. They usually take a couple months to finally strike.

 

[BelfastSpartan]

Yayyy rapture day!!!
Awww well I'm still!
I have my stag today so I'm going to get dressed up in a stupid outfit......drink until puke comes out my ears and then die for the next week!

WOOOHOOOO

 

[SolarisII]

What will I do tonight? The same thing that I do every night
. These guys know what that is.
With all of those noisome doo-gooders Raptured up, I may finally succeed in my goals!

Glad to know I'm not the only one trying to take over.

 

[RedEyesBlackGamer]

The End is much more mundane than I was lead to believe.

 

[deltasniper1640]

Man, why cant the end of the world happen after the SJ sharks win the cup. And screw the earthquakes, give us damned people a fighting chance with a zombie outbreak...am i right?