South Carolina Senator Wants Swearing Outlawed

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So how do you swear on the Bible in court then?

Or hold on...does that mean
Ulysses by James Joyce
The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
Glengarry Glen Ross by David Mamet
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
And most works of Shakespear

are now illegal? We should have a book burning!
 

Break

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Hold up. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that honest-to-goodness government censorship? Are people seriously considering this? Is there one person on Earth who thinks that this is a good idea, or at all enforcible? "Thinking of the children" is all well and good until Daddy stubs his toe in front of a department store cop and goes to jail for a year.
 

L.B. Jeffries

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Fuck yeah South Carolina, home state represent! Way to go against the grain. The like...232 year old grain.

 

Korhal

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The fact that people can be offended by "profanity" is something I have a bit of a problem with.

Penn and Teller must love this bill.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBC3hM1CLEA

Legislating your own personal morality is ridiculous. You'd have to be totally off your rocker to say murder is a good thing. Great, so we all agree, let's ban it. Swearing... eh, not so much.
 
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Break said:
Hold up. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that honest-to-goodness government censorship? Are people seriously considering this? Is there one person on Earth who thinks that this is a good idea, or at all enforcible? "Thinking of the children" is all well and good until Daddy stubs his toe in front of a department store cop and goes to jail for a year.
Daddy? What happens when the child with lazy pronunciation pronounces suck?

And how the hell are they going to teach Sex Education now?
 

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if this happens, then i will eat not only my hat, but my t shirt also. then i will move to australia, not that i wasnt planning to anyway. but if this happens then nobody will stop swearing. in fact i would just swear more if this happened. its not like anyone can do anything about it. it will be a law thats not even enforced, like piracy laws.

The_root_of_all_evil said:
So how do you swear on the Bible in court then?

Or hold on...does that mean
Ulysses by James Joyce
The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger
Glengarry Glen Ross by David Mamet
Slaughterhouse-Five by Kurt Vonnegut
And most works of Shakespear

are now illegal? We should have a book burning!
and pretty much every movie, tv show, internet site, book, play, comic strip (print and webcomic), anime, manga, video game, and anything else thats worth seeing/reading/whatever. and what about when people cover it with random symbols like %^@*? and what about acronyms like wtf? or things like "effing"? trust me its not gonna happen. in all seriousness there was once a time when they tried to ban coffee in america. even prohibition only lasted a few years, and drunkenness actually increased in those years. and then there are those times when its used in a context so it has an actual meaning as in "the damned are sent to hell". and the idea of having to censor it all. and this coming from a guy that i dont even have to check his party, and know how much they go on about free speech. then again, its almost like political correctness. but now that i think about it, this is to protect kids right? well i think that its alright if kids know how to swear, its not like they think "hey i heard the f word, that means i can go out and murder someone!" it doesnt work that way people! and why ask me to think of the children? i hate kids.
 

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Well, it's not gonna pass. There was at least three cases of this nature before, and each time the courts ruled in favor of free speech.
 

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PedroSteckecilo said:
Congratulations America! You've moved one step closer to a Totalitarian Government! Just wait until Newspeak starts popping up in your vocabulary.
I know, I'm so, so happy with the politicians in the red states! Makes me think of 1984 all over again :)

 

Korhal

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Sure, there are crazy moralists on the conservative side of the spectrum. But one thing you have to remember: There are crazies on both sides of the political spectrum. The other side of the spectrum legislates its own morality too... Americans with Disabilities Act, the EPA... all just as crazy, and stupid...

"That sounds like the Alliance... Unite all the planets under one rule, so that everybody can be interfered with or ignored equally." Brownie points to those who know where that one is from :)
 

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Ban swearing? Ooooookaaay... I could make a funny comment here but I am beyond words... I'll just close this page and pretend I never read this!
 

Aardvark Soup

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Of course any word used to describe the American government in a negative manner will also be counted as profanity. Screw free speech and yay for totalitarism!
 

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scotth266 said:
Well, it's not gonna pass. There was at least three cases of this nature before, and each time the courts ruled in favor of free speech.
Except in George Carlin's case.
Korhal said:
"That sounds like the Alliance... Unite all the planets under one rule, so that everybody can be interfered with or ignored equally." Brownie points to those who know where that one is from :)
I'm gonna guess Mass Effect.
 

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Wow. I don't swear much(not around my parents) but this is fucking ridiculous.
We should pass a law making it a crime to try to pass asinine laws like this. Then everyone who felt inconvenienced by the legal procedure gets to line up and taser the guy that proposed said asinine law in the first place.