Spain Won. Goddamn Octopus Right Again

[Jaranja]

Oh yeah, lucky octopus! I think we should put him on Deal or no deal, see how he fares. If he wins all the money, then yeah psychic.

Guessing with 1/2 odds isn't that hard.

 

[Vrex360]

Well for the record, they finally found a way to make me interested in the World Cup. Admittedly it's kind of amazing that it took a telepathic genius octopus to make me even pay attention to the game but hey, that's one magnificant octopus.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I did not care who won.
And I like that octopus... He's awesome.
And I'm happy for the Spanish. It's their first World Cup victory.

 

[wickermole]

p

 

[firedfns13]

KILL THE WITCH!

 

[Samus Aaron]

FUCK THE OCTOPUS! NETHERLANDS SHOULD HAVE WON. NOT THE BUCKET OF GREASE THAT IS SPAIN. DIVING IS NOT FOOTBALL.

1. It's Soccer, not football.

Silly Puerto Rican man! It's not "soccer", that's just what the Yanks and most of Asia call it.

http://g.sports.yahoo.com/soccer/world-cup/news/its-football-to-you-soccer-to-me--fbintl_ro-soccervsfootball070110.html I found this article here rather interesting, take a look

Regardless, soccer is the wrong word. Therefore, as Americans call the game "soccer", they are wrong.

And I'm right, dammit. You play the game with your feet, not your socks!

[sup]See what I did there?[/sup]

Actually, to take it even further, you play it with your shoes, not your socks OR feet, so it should be called "shoeball" by your logic

 

[Angel_0A]

Spain already won the tennis this year. They're getting greedy.

 

[Chogg Van Helsing]

ALL HAIL THE PSYCHIC OCTOPUS

 

[Centrophy]

The octopus is the messiah of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. We must all bow down, Ramen.

 

[Souplex]

That was the worst game of Communist Kickball I ever watched. The refs didn't know what they were doing, nobody could score, it was just sad.

 

[Angel_0A]

lmao.
Handegg! The sport of kings.

 

[Sparrow]

Actually, to take it even further, you play it with your shoes, not your socks OR feet, so it should be called "shoeball" by your logic

You people just love to put holes in my jokes don't you?

 

[The DSM]

How did the octopus predict it?

May be it used the sands of time to see the results then came back to now and predicted it.

 

[Queen Michael]

Viva España! Viva España! I'm not much of a soccer fan, but hooray hooray for Spains's victory and Holland's defeat!

 

[Latinidiot]

Bah. THe arbitor fucked the game. That Spain won, fine, I can live with that. But not like this.

 

[Jaranja]

Oh yeah, lucky octopus! I think we should put him on Deal or no deal, see how he fares. If he wins all the money, then yeah psychic.

Guessing with 1/2 odds isn't that hard.

He had a 8% chance of being right throughout all of them. It is impressive.

Not with some of the teams playing.

 

[esperandote]

the guy that put food behind the flags is the one that predicted the winners

 

[DrEmo]

FUCK THE OCTOPUS! NETHERLANDS SHOULD HAVE WON. NOT THE BUCKET OF GREASE THAT IS SPAIN. DIVING IS NOT FOOTBALL.

1. It's Soccer, not football.

2. Soccer is 60% diving. To participate in a soccer team you need a Bachelor's in Theater.

3. The other 40% of the game is divided between passing the ball, kicking at nowhere in particular and doing the airplane.

I wanted the Netherlands to win. Oh, well, can't have everything you want, I suppose.

your definantly american

My *definitely* American what?
(I'm Puerto Rican, by the way.)

OT:
Spain used witchcraft! It's the only explanation.

 

[Varun Garuda Maharaj]

Any chump could've seen that game was fixed

 

[hyperdrachen]

How many times has this octopus been wrong? I think i could prolly accuratly predict a couple games even though i don't follow the sport.