Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun

[zHellas]

I now officially claim ownership of Mars and Pluto!

Only I can have Giant Planet Ships!

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

I can't wait for a first lawsuit against that woman from skin cancer victims.

If this happens, if she does get a certificate of ownership I'm going to build a nuke so powerful and destroy entire Earth because I will know without any doubt that human race doesn't deserve to exist.

EASIEST. LAWSUIT. EVAR.

 

[minimacker]

A slow news day, I persume?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I need to hurry up and see if anyone has laid a claim on Uranus! If so then I guess I'll try and claim one of it's moons...If all else fails, I'll grab Pluto.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

Well if thats true then i claim ownership of the earths atmosphere she has to pay me or i wont let the sun through and i also get a tax so people continue to breathe or ill stop letting it make air.
then i claim ownership of all clowns because the monkey gods told me to when we both were at the national batshit bonkers meeting

(shes a fucking idiot no one will pay her tax)

 

[Ken Sapp]

Well if she owns the sun I am hereby filing a lawsuit against her for ongoing damages due to irresponsible mismanagement of her property leading to droughts, electromagnetic interference, skin cancer and so on and so forth.

 

[MgR]

That's really... really weird.
If she succeeds I may not be leaving my house much, you can't use the sun if you're inside right?

Sun has gravity and temperature that we use, so basically, you use it all the time!

I say we all just start calling it The Sol or something and tell her the move along.

 

[Hawk eye1466]

Well if she owns the sun I am hereby filing a lawsuit against her for ongoing damages due to irresponsible mismanagement of her property leading to droughts, electromagnetic interference, skin cancer and so on and so forth.

i will follow your lawsuit on behalf of all the people that have been sunburned, gotten skin cancer, been irritated when the sun blined them on a bright day, and when there was no sun and it made people sad!

 

[JoshGod]

So if i don't pay she will block out my sun? Good luck with that.

 

[Jester00]

Can I own a Spanish woman?

laughed my ass off

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

In Soviet Russia, Sun owns YOU!!!

 

[Rainforce]

Ahaha... I think the notion of a 'sun tax' will be thrown out by any legal authority for being unenforceable, if not downright insane.

no....everything BUT that will happen. When have the human race ever proven to be sane or something like that?

 

[Broken Orange]

Wait, wait, wait. So, she claims she owns the sun? I wonder how she plans on enforcing this? She might hire the RIAA to sue people.

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

Oh, oh! i got another one!

this lady owns the sun? so she's Helios.

someone get Kratos on the phone.

 

[Alucard832]

I've been stealing Sun for years, and will continue to do so. I'd like to say to Duran and the Mexican Government: COME AT ME, BRO.

 

[The Wykydtron]

Hahhahaha God thats a good one aha aha best title for a thread evar. Now she just needs to build a base in the heart of the sun and she's set.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

The woman is clearly batshit insane. I don't know what else to say...

 

[emeraldrafael]

Wait wait wait, upon further reading:

"There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star"

Really? we needed an international agreement for this? My god, the human race has been retarding itself worse then i could ever imagined.

Also, if that woman just did that recently, she's going to have issues with this man:
http://www.spacedaily.com/news/oped-02e.html

 

[ENKC]

I totally call shotgun on Alpha Centauri.