I laughed. Every time he mentioned Uncle Ben in the comics or movies or whatever, I was always thinking about rice. Every single time.Con Carne said:Lol Uncle Ben, and Aunt Jemima! They would be his family.
My issue is "Why do we need a reboot of a three film franchise that didn't start in the 80s and hasn't turned into a trainwreck of brightly colored morons?"
Spider-Man is about a guy who suffers a great tragedy through his own selfishness and inaction. And it's that guilt that drives him to ensure that never happens to anyone else ever again... all while trying to be a normal guy and live a normal life. Nothing about that requires him to be white. At all.
Peter Parker is a nerdy white kid. What are you trying to say with that? Like... if he's black he has to wear platinum chains, listen to hip hop, and be the star running back of the high school football team?