Middle-class white person at a prestigious university.
Physics major with a small circle of friends who doesn't get out much.
Academic major (double majoring in linguistics) who doesn't do much work.
Student at Rice's Sid Richardson residential college (if you don't know the residential college system, think 'dorm hall'; Sid has a reputation as 'the crazy one'), and I can be--totally sober--crazier than some shitfaced people under the right circumstances.
College student with really eclectic musical tastes.
College student with trashy pop music tastes (I listen to just about anything musical).
Linguistics major with books in a half-dozen different languages on my desk. For the curious: German, Latin, and Icelandic dictionaries (only Latin gets much use right now); two bibles, one in German and one in Yoruba; a New Testament in Farsi; a copy of Joyce's novel "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man" and a collection of Shakespeare's plays (Julius Caesar, Romeo and Juliet, Midsummer Night's Dream), both in Hungarian; a super-technical Russian-to-English dictionary ("oil reservoir under simultaneous drives" is an entry, whatever the fuck that is); pocketbook of 150-something German verb tables; Finnish phrasebook; funny modern Greek phrasebook, mostly insults or jokes; a book entitled "How to Insult, Abuse, and Insinuate in Classical Latin" that's entirely quotes from Roman authors; Teach Yourself books in Finnish and Icelandic; four volumes of the Loeb Library (2 Vergil and 2 Ovid; all of the Aeneid and the majority of the Matamorphoses).
Bachelor whose stuff is an absolute mess.