Stupid things you believed as a kid

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MarsProbe

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When I was young, I used to believe that the only people that really existed were my family and any friends we had and that they all lived on different moons/planets. So, we lived on Earth, that other family we knew lived on the moon, the others we knew lived on Mars and so on and so on.

I also believed that when you went visiting to someone elses house, it would always be dark when you left, no matter what time you left at. It took me a while to figure out that this was the case because it was night by the time we left and therefore always dark.
 

Auron225

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Arakasi said:
Finally something we can agree on (by which I mean the thread derailing and this isn't appropriate here).

I honestly don't have the heart to formally debate with you on it, given one specific thing you just said.

Arakasi said:
I have every right to be an obnoxious asshole to whoever I want. I have a freedom of speech, and it will not be impeached.
Technically you're right about freedom of speech but clearly you couldn't care less who you hurt and so you're not the kind of person I would ever want to discuss anything with. The Westboro Baptist Church (I imagine they are what come to your mind when you think of christians?) had the freedom of speech to insult the families of dead soldiers but what did that accomplish? Who gained from it? They had every right to but the world looked down on them for it because it was socially unacceptable and downright spiteful - much how I would describe just about everything you've said.

So no, I'm not making a thread for this. If you make one, I won't be there. I cannot fathom the time I would waste getting ridiculed and for nothing. I swear, all I asking was that you stop discriminating.
 

HalfTangible

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I believed that looking out the window at midnight would kill you, and that an angel lived in the sewers beneath my street.

I also believed new things were things that already existed, and you got as you aged. I was right when it came to things like alcohol, but the problem is that I also applied this way of thinking to things like Halo when it first came out, GTA, MP3 players...

Atheists actually DID believe in a God, but thought he was bad because he didn't do anything. (I got over this one REAL quick)
 

DovaChiief

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I believed that the 'poison' labels on things meant that if you touch what's inside with your bare hands, you'd die.
Also Jesus.
 

geK0

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I thought that stepping on glass with your bare feet was fatal

I thought bears were ferocious hunters who would track you down mercilessly and devour you whole; I wrote a story titled "bear eating me" in my kindergarten class which got me and my parents a little visit with the school psychiatrist.

I thought teachers lived at school and cashiers lived at the grocery store.

I was vaguely familiar with how frame-by-frame animation works and thought that video games had every single possible frame pre-animated.

I thought that hot dogs were made of food.

I thought that people who died in movies actually died and that the directors had to either find suicidal people to play the characters that die or just not tell them their character was going to die.

I saw a clip on national geographic of an african tribesman killing an antelope and gutting it and I assumed that was that "hell" thing the guy at the church kept talking about



........I was a very special child, wasn't I?
 

cikame

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I believed i could become a police man in the form of Axel from Streets of Rage, walking around shouting GRAND UPPAH!
I also believed the world was a nice place.
 

Ieyke

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Auron225 said:
Ieyke said:
It doesn't help Christians that so many of them literally believe so strongly in the veritable nonsense that fills so much of the Bible. A great many other religious groups will tend to admit that they believe in their deities, but the actual stories themselves are something they regard as mere parables, no more true than Aesop's Fables - simply fairy tales designed to succinctly illustrate a point and teach a lesson.

And then there are Christian extremists who run around spouting off enough annoying nonsense that they'd be put down, were it not illegal.

Honestly, no, it's not ignorant or malicious to dismiss Christianity as stupid when it boils right down to it.
There are so many things illogical and self-contradicting in many of the most fundamental concepts. Though the same can be said for pretty much all organized/semi-organised religions and their various myths.
The notion of gods and divine powers, fine. Nothing you can prove remotely wrong or silly in the overall idea, but the more and more elaborate a religion gets, and the more claims its mythology makes, the easier it is to find all the ways it simply doesn't line up with logic and reality, and the ways in which it is self-contradicting.

I have no criticisms of Christians who essentially just believe in the lessons that Bible parables are designed to teach, and that there might be an all-powerful being that is ultimately responsible for the physical laws that govern the universe.

The same can be said about Hellenists. If they believe in the lessons taught in Greek myths, and maybe that the universe is ultimately run by gods that embody hundreds of personified concepts and phenomena, so be it. The ones who believe the Earth suffered through the Titanomachia and that winter happens because Demeter misses Persephone....that's daft.
At what point did I prove myself to be a christian extremist? You cannot treat every christian you meet like one. Its stereotyping to assume all christians are like that. There is a very good reason to not assume all black people steal - it's called racism. Much like there is a fantastic reason to not treat any christian you meet like they're trying to shove the bible down your throat and burn gay people for fun - that one is sectarianism. They both have something in common - unprovoked, irrational hatred to a group of people for unacceptable reasons. I know that there are christian extremists but in my mind, a lot of them aren't christian. Anybody can call themselves christian and do things in the name of it but a lot of them are missing the point. The extremists are the ones who are on the news so they are the only ones society gets to see in action - precisely because they ARE extreme and doing something news worthy. Something that usually isn't looked upon kindly by anyone. Nobody thinks of the charity work done by many when they think of christians - only as people who tell you you're going to hell and as priests that molest children. You're judging millions of individuals based on the actions of a few.

(Also, I know non-christians and people of all religions do charity work - I'm not claiming its exclusive to christianity. However, a lot christians do charity work as it's woven into the belief very heavily.)

Look at it this way; if in the original post "The Christian God" was replaced with "Muslim Beliefs", would it still look harmless? What about "Buddhism" or "Islam"? Even Athiests defend their beliefs but when its christianity? Not a chance. Someone in a crowd need only mention they're a christian and they'd get verbally or emotionally assaulted.

And in any case, to insult someone and make fun of what they believe in ANY religion is just being an asshole. It doesn't matter what it is - there is NEVER a good reason to do it.
Technically, I find there to be few better reasons to mock something than obviously following the illogical, so that pretty much automatically qualifies most of everyone with a religious view more specific than "I think there's a god that runs the universe".
Since that would take up an awful lot of time, it's easier to just make fun of anyone who's vocally defending their right to be illogical, or anyone who obviously believes in the most nonsensical elements of a religion, and leave the rest alone.

Atheists don't need to defend their beliefs. The burden of proof is not on them. It's a bit foolish for them to say that they believe with absolute certainty that there are no gods, but most of them are open to any attempts to prove them wrong.
The burden of proof always lies with proving something DOES exist, not that it DOESN'T.

I could claim that Russel's Celestial Teapot is floating around in orbit around Earth right now. It would be on me to prove that's true.
If some guy came along and said "That's dumb. There is no 'Russel's Teapot' orbiting Earth.", it would be MY job to prove prove the Teapot, not his job to disprove it.

You can't just go around making unsupported claims and then demand they be accepted as true if no one can disprove them. That's a system of madness.
 

Ryotknife

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wow, this thread devolved into a religion bashing thread by the first post. And people wonder why athiests get such a bad rap?

onto the topic at hand, I used to believe that the world was black and white in the past.
 

Bigbomb94

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My sister told me if you stepped on the handicap sign in a parking lot, you would turn into a handicap person.I believed of course, always trying to go around it jump over it every time I see one. But I was really young back then.
 

redhatman

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Arakasi said:
1. Monsters - I loved reading about monsters (still do) but I thought they were real. Fun times.

2. Santa Claus - Believing in a nigh omniscient patriarch who punishes you for being naughty and rewards you for being nice. Silly parents, that's not a good way to get your children to act good.

3. The Christian God - Believing in a nigh omniscient patriarch who punishes you for being naughty and rewards you for being nice. Silly parents, that's not a good way to get your children to act good.
This made my day. :)
 

EeveeElectro

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When I was younger and didn't know about history or artists, we had a painting which was signed 'Leonardo' (I'm guessing Da Vinci, can't remember the painting in question though) and after I saw Titanic I though Leonardo DiCaprio was an actual artist so I asked if he drew that painting. *facepalm*

Used to think we lived in black and white when I saw old pictures. My uncle told me spraying air freshener near me would make me grow a beard.

;_;
 

RADIALTHRONE1

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Whenever me and my mom would go to the science center, i thought that the giant mechanical dinosaur was real
 

azukar

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Mum, those batteries are NOT flat! Look: they're still round!

I got into trouble for taking batteries back out of the bin because they were so clearly NOT flat...
 

gravian

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When I went shopping with my parents at the supermarket and the cashier asked if they wanted cashback. I used to think they were actually giving them money back.