Stupidest rule in school...

maiau1

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In junior school we weren't allowed to bring toys into school, when playtime ended we weren't allowed to run indoors (i got a talking to for that one)and we had to be quiet and put our chairs up at the end of school otherwise we had to do it again until we got it right (once we were there for over half an hour extra). Recently a rule has been put in place where you're not allowed to bring a pencil case into school. Apparently its because children could be hiding 'sharp objects' in there. Umm..scissors? :/

My all girls' school was the worst. Teachers measured the length of your skirt and if it was above the knee you got detention.
Also to get detention you had to:
Talk back to a teacher
Arrive late to class
not have your shirt tucked in
not be wearing a tie
not have a hair tie for PE
Have the wrong coloured tights/ be wearing the wrong uniform ( different shirts for summer/winter)
Self defense ( someone i knew was expelled for 'provoking her' when 30+ witnesses said otherwise)
not answering questions quickly enough
discussing topics when not prompted
doing any of these things while in school uniform (regardless of where you are)
Also, if you forgot your tie you could get one at the front desk, but you had to give it back at the end of the day. Unfortunately teachers checked ties in the bus line so you got a detention anyway :/
 

A Pious Cultist

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Douk said:
today at school I just discovered a new rule (They aren't really written anywhere students can access) If you're on the computer during a teacher 'work check', any porn on the browser history is blamed on you, no matter what time it was viewed. I swear to God I was just viewing tvtropes.com (awesome site) because I finished my work and the porn was from THREE FUCKING HOURS AGO! It was clearly one of the Grade 12s but she didn't listen, she said that I could change the dates easily which demonstrates her computer knowledge.
I hope to god you got the principle involved or something. Seriously, call her out on that shit.

tho we arent allowed to sing our nationalsong cause its racist against other ppl that isent swedish
Hmm. I'd be tempted to make a super-racist, super-offensive song instead. "Kill all jews, kill all coloureds, kill all asians!" would make them re-evaluate their priorities... and get me suspended without a doubt, but it would be worth it.
 

IcyEvils

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Oh, and Google Images is banned for, what the tag-line says as, 'productivity'. Dictionary.com is 'user-generated content'.


WTF?
 

Hitman 43

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barryween said:
We can't have poison gas, missiles or rockets (says so in our handbook)
I mean, seriously, what are we?
Osama Bin Laden???
Can I get a copy of that?
 

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A Pious Cultist said:
Douk said:
today at school I just discovered a new rule (They aren't really written anywhere students can access) If you're on the computer during a teacher 'work check', any porn on the browser history is blamed on you, no matter what time it was viewed. I swear to God I was just viewing tvtropes.com (awesome site) because I finished my work and the porn was from THREE FUCKING HOURS AGO! It was clearly one of the Grade 12s but she didn't listen, she said that I could change the dates easily which demonstrates her computer knowledge.
I hope to god you got the principle involved or something. Seriously, call her out on that shit.
I complained to the librarian and thankfully she knew what a computer was so I got my computer lab privileges back. Now that teacher is mad at more more for being right I guess, still never found out who the wanker is though.
 

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IcyEvils said:
Oh, and Google Images is banned for, what the tag-line says as, 'productivity'. Dictionary.com is 'user-generated content'.


WTF?
In 2005 (or 6 or 7 don't remember) The entire Calgary School Board blocked google images because (or so the story goes) a kid was searching up 'big snake' for a project and got a penis. There was even a news report I saw on tv where they test out google images (they didn't mention what setting safe search was) and she typed 'naked' and got exactly what she typed. So for a year or two google images was unaccessible on school computers unless you used advanced searched which only the 1337est kids knew how to do.
 

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They had a special traffic light in the cafeteria in middle school. Green meant "Talk if you want." Yellow was "Ok settle down, teachers need to announce something." and Red was "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNTS." No one acknowledged the traffic light when it was Red, ever.
 

Takoto

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Akai Shizuku said:
I refuse to wear a uniform; to me it symbolizes subservience and being like everyone else...two things I am against.
So uuhh, you know, you'd rather be different and get beaten up because you're wearing something someone deems "stupid".

...I think I'll stick too the uniform and wait until college, seeing as college allows you to wear whatever you want within reason, or at least, most do.
 

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Hitman 43 said:
barryween said:
We can't have poison gas, missiles or rockets (says so in our handbook)
I mean, seriously, what are we?
Osama Bin Laden???
Can I get a copy of that?
Here's EXACTLY what it says:
"...poison gas including bombs, grenades, rockets, missiles..."
SERIOUSLY
 

Del-Toro

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Akai Shizuku said:
darkless said:
Project_Omega said:
Also the idea of unifors annoys me badly!
My school had uniforms and you clearly have no idea just how much trouble the prevent, It practically erases a whole aspect of bullying, in that you cant get slagged for what you wear because everyone is wearing the exact same thing.
I refuse to wear a uniform; to me it symbolizes subservience and being like everyone else...two things I am against.

http://fc09.deviantart.com/fs27/f/2009/247/9/9/DIY_Hammer_and_Sickle_by_AkaiShizuku.jpg

I stitched a hammer & sickle into my mp3 player's wrist strap thing. I'm going to start arguments if anyone tells me to take it off, fascist bastards.
Yes, you are a rebellious youth. Just like everyone else. By the way, unless you stole that MP3 player stitching a hammer and sickle to it demonstrates that you don't even understand that symbol(EA doing that in Red Alert 3 still pisses me off), do you even know the symbolism behind it? If you do already then I stand corrected on at least one count but if you don't I don't expect a honest answer, what with wikipedia in existence. At any rate, putting that symbol on things purchased with capital from your capitalist overlords is like buying a Che Guevara T-shirt from the Gap.
 

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It seems to be a new fad but girls are coming to school with their thongs showing, teachers usually accepted this by saying 'its your body not mine'. I was all for this rule, it was one of the reasons I came early :p but one day some teacher suddenly flipped when one particularly attractive girl had a really nice red little number showing. Ever since then it was completely banned and all the boys were disappointed. It was clearly envy because she didn't have the figure and was known for being mean in general.
 

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Rednog said:
A day in detention for every letter in a swear word.
And our detentions were called JUGs (Justice Under God).
I got one for calling it Justice Under Gods as a joke once because the teacher deemed it as blasphemous.
you damn Z, why do you have to be such a N. Your mom did Y to my X.

I wouldn't want a teacher giving me her jugs D:
 

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Hmmm two things(both from grade school....I have had no problems with highschool yet):

1. Walking in a straight line. Seriously give me 2 examples where ANY real life situation requires this.

2. I once got suspended one time for telling alot of people that this one guy made out with this realy ugly chick.
 

dthvirus

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My teacher in Grade 2 yelled at a kid with a British accent because he couldn't pronounce 'chalk' correctly. Yeah.