Stupidest rule in school...
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No physical self defense. I asked a teacher if we should just lie on the ground KO'd for a few hours then come back to consciousness and go tell an official... she said yes.
Weren't allowed to be near the library unless we were working and the librarians would give us detention if we were nearby the library and not working even if we were completely quiet. Couldn't wear any shirt with a perticular type of message, my friend Chad had a shirt that said "Orgasms for Peace" and he was sent home, another person I knew had a shirt that said "fricken' sweet" and he was sent home.
I remember a student at my school started a mini revolution in which he stormed out of a classroom and called the teacher a "Facist pig". After hearing that I was thinking "Hey what if we all did shit like that? Are there any precautions to prevent in-school revolution?" I know this is kinda off-topic, but I think if anyone is dealing with a perticularily stupid rule at school they should revolt against it.
I remember a student at my school started a mini revolution in which he stormed out of a classroom and called the teacher a "Facist pig". After hearing that I was thinking "Hey what if we all did shit like that? Are there any precautions to prevent in-school revolution?" I know this is kinda off-topic, but I think if anyone is dealing with a perticularily stupid rule at school they should revolt against it.
Well as someone who has tried that and reached out to the ignorant masses only to find that they don't want to listen, I say Good Luck.Akai Shizuku said:
The libraians are complete bitches. If you're playing a card game or you're on a portable console or if you're using your laptop for anything except studying, then they kick you out. They just love to stick their ugly faces in other people's business.
Feh. Sounds like none of you have to wear a uniform. I've recieved a detention for not tucking in a shirt. I have 3 weeks till graduation, and theres kid's in my year that are going to be suspended unless they buy neww school branded shoes for $80 bucks to replace the ones that are shit-torn
I don't think this is a rule, but I wasn't allowed to read in class even after I had finished my work.
The rules were so messed up at the school's i went too i can proundly claim i earned the Title: Schools resident arachist and forced 3 teacher's to quit and 2 to drink on the job.(the one teacher i did like was already drinking)
Rule 1) No Animals of anysort allowed in school(we brought our pet lobster!)
2)Hats are not allowed(Sombreros anybody?)
3)Skateboards are not to be use on school property.(we just left them everywhere)
4)Bulling is a zero tolerence policy. Well if my friend and i are joking around we get set to detention but whyen a kid gets pushed done the stairs then have a binder with 2 textbooks in it dropped onhis nuts the guy who did it is let off scot free...yeah...
5)No kissing in hallways(made $50 from a kissing booth. For 50 cents each)
And for the best rule in the entire school.
Unauthorized students in the school over the summer holidays will be expelled from the most recent year of attendance.
It means you get expelled from last year but you still have your courses/records and noone is ever there till the last 2 weeks of August.
And runner-up
No forcing religon unto others. This was at a christan school where religon study class's and study time was enforced with extreme severity.
Rule 1) No Animals of anysort allowed in school(we brought our pet lobster!)
2)Hats are not allowed(Sombreros anybody?)
3)Skateboards are not to be use on school property.(we just left them everywhere)
4)Bulling is a zero tolerence policy. Well if my friend and i are joking around we get set to detention but whyen a kid gets pushed done the stairs then have a binder with 2 textbooks in it dropped onhis nuts the guy who did it is let off scot free...yeah...
5)No kissing in hallways(made $50 from a kissing booth. For 50 cents each)
And for the best rule in the entire school.
Unauthorized students in the school over the summer holidays will be expelled from the most recent year of attendance.
It means you get expelled from last year but you still have your courses/records and noone is ever there till the last 2 weeks of August.
And runner-up
No forcing religon unto others. This was at a christan school where religon study class's and study time was enforced with extreme severity.
When I was in school there was a 'boys can't wear lipstick' rule. Funnily enough I never saw it written down.
I did do a revolution...against student council, teachers and idiots in the hallways. We had about 60 dedicated students and 30 expendables for the cause. We actually did stuff though like oragnized the kissing booth incident, destroyed the P.A system because it was right above our lockers and very very lould, stole the door handles off of a locked car because the owner was a prick, marched out of class barricaded the cafetiera while we took food from it, and buried cars with snow and ice in the winter. We made a glacier! We also ran the contraband item's smuggling operation in the dorm. Nothing serious like guns though just airsoft and paintball guns, booze, caffine, junk food, dirty maginzes and forbidden movies books music games etc. Bets one we did was get a 42' tv in without anyone noticing and it stayed their for 6 months of the year! And we knew the camera system codes and were to cut power at the right time and everything. I miss high school now...Lordpils said:
They tried to enforce this in our last year, in the finnish version high school. That would be ages 17 to 19.Molten Water said:
Our English teacher said that the rule was created because of me, and a few others. I told her that I'd never been late to any class during my whole time in that school. She disagreed, as I wasn't exactly a model student, and it was easy to roll all the shit on me. I pointed out that I come here with a bus, and if I'm late, I'm late by atleast 15 minutes, and at that point I always either stay home, or go and have a cup of coffee somewhere.
After that, two classmates walk into the classroom, about three minutes late. Then our teacher went on a powertrip, telling them how they just received two hours of ABSENT!. The dudes go "woot!" and leave. Someone in the back says "That went well."
They pretty much stopped enforcing that rule there. It was just futile, and they hadn't thought it through. People from five different areas were coming to that school, and they all had to travel by bus, if they didn't have their own cars. And those buses could easily be five minutes late.
Some of your schools are just mad though. We never had anything like uniforms or dresscodes. Pretty sensible stuff all and all. Some dick teachers though.