"Maybe," Regrel grunted, secretly impressed. "I'll be going, I've got buisness to attend to and I'm sure you've got yours."
Before Vfraar could give so much as a nod of the head, Regrel doubled back on himself, grabbing the aid by the uniform spinning him around, leading him back up the corridor.
"How soon can you gather up the Demomen and clear the canteen?"
"I...I don't know, they'll all up loading now, maybe thirty min-"
"Make it ten. I want them all gathered in the canteen, full uniform and ready for the prep talk. Clear?"
"Yes sir."
"Then move it."
The flustered aid hurried away. Regrel headed up the flight of stairs back up to his room. Entering his accomadation he opened his trunk and fished around inside, coming out holding his arm tending kit. Grabbing a black stray can from within he returned to his feet and headed back down to where the morons had gathered.
The canteen was almost full when Regrel arrived, the flustered aid trying to create some sort of order. Many of the those that had been enjoying their lunch where leaving with annoyed expressions on their faces.
"I told you ten," said quietly Regrel into the Grels ear making him jump. "It's been eleven minites. Have them ready in three and you might just keep your job." The little hairy man now almost on the verge of tears hurried off into the busterling crowd while Regrel stood to attention and took a long look at the idiots he'd been given. No respect for athority. No manners. Many of them where gathered in groups, many laughing, some had even bought themselves food. He saw a couple of soilders with what looked like beer in their hands.
Two minites later the hall was completely full of Demo-men, all somehow wearing their uniforms. The aid stood at Regrels shoulder panting. [i/] What does he expect? A hug? [/i] Regrel thought his eyes traveling over his adopted assistant. [i/] I suppose I'd better give him something in reward. [/i]
"Well, your not a complete waist of time." Regrel managed.
He turned his back on the defeated Grel and walked up to a one of the beer drinking humanoids, a tall tough looking human with a close shaven scalp. Regrel snatched the drink out of his hand and emptied the contents into a bin.
"Oi! What the 'ell da think ya-"
"Do you know what the penalty is for drinking on the job?" Regrel asked calmly, ignoring the blustering idiot. "No, I didn't think so. Suspention is the least you have worry about. I've seen some idiots locked up on Guzamar for 6 months."
"I ain't on no job 'et!" the man roared, standing up and towering over the Grel, who stood his ground. "Who de 'ell ya think ya are ratty?"
"Your cammanding officer," said Regrel calmly, causing the man sit down rather quickly, his face fallen in horror.
"Now, since I'm an easy sort of guy I'll only have you taking over the job of cleaning the Nazar bathrooms for the rest of the journey 'as punishment. I'll forget the little "ratty" incident. And as far as I'm concerned soilder, as long as your under my command your on the job all the time."
The noise had died down now, save for the sound of several beer cans being thrown over shoulders.
"Now that I have your attention," Regrel spoke quietly, though he knew that every man in the room had heard "I'll begin."
Regrel climbed up onto the table and stared around at the men gathered around.[i/] Dim witted, no respect [/i].
"I understand that this is the first time many of you have been on the military mission," he began, in the same calm quiet tone. "I also understand that many of you didn't achieve the A grades I'd expect. But I'm not hear to talk about grades. I'm here to talk about what happens to Demomen who are reckless, who don't pay attention."
Regrel rolled up the sleeve of his left arm, took the spray can from his belt and began to spray it's surface. The skin and hair began to melt away. He heard several people gasp, some even get up from their seats. He kept going. It didn't hurt. Once the he'd sprayed his entire palm and arm up to the elbow Regrel raised it so it could be seen from the back. The palm of his hand was made of a silvery metal, the pipes and cylinders that replacated his arm muscles shown to all.
"This is the best case scenario for thoughs who don't keep their mind on the job," Regrel explained in his calm monotone. "I was lucky to be up for the Sentinel program. Many of you shall not. In fact, if I don't get you up to scratch, none of you will." He lowered his arm, casting his gaze around the room. "This is not a game. This is not about big guns and explosives. This is about keeping the Federation, yourself and your comrades alive. I want peticular attention payed to detonation distanced. Everyone in this room must read the fine print on each of their explosives, then double that blow back distance. I don't want any chances taken. I also want everyone to find a map of the ship and mark out areas where explosives should not be used. One wrongly placed explosive on this vestle and we're all blown to hell."
Regrel paused for affect. "You men are handling some of the most deadly devices upon this ship. You can not stand to be stupid. You can not stand to be sloppy. If you are, I'll come down on you faster than a Magagetuon in hunting season. Dismissed."