Dear D.C.,
Please stop making things. The only exception is Batman; you may continue releasing all of the Batman material you want, as long as it remains in the capable hands of those currently working on the TV shows, movies, and video games. Thank you.
Sincerely,
Comic fans and people who don't enjoy shitty "entertainment."
P.S. I realize that the Green Lantern movie is due out soon, and nothing can be done to stop it. We enjoy the work of Ryan Reynolds, and have agreed to allow the movie to exist with probationary status. If it turns out well, the franchise will be taken off probation and will be allowed to join Batman as an approved franchise. We appreciate your cooperation.
P.P.S. We have been looking over the materials for the new Superman film, and were about to give it the probationary stamp, as well; however, your recent decision to cast Kevin Costner as Clark Kent's father has forced us to re-consider this decision.
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