Texas Man Finds Missile Launcher in the Woods

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

Finder keepers.
I wonder how it wasn't found earlier.

Texas, you confuse me.

I second this [small] no offense to anyone that lives in Texas [/small]

 

[Xrysthos]

I think that the real question ought to be: If you found a missile launcher in the woods, would you fire it just for the heck of it?

On that note, I'm guessing there wasn't any ammunition for it, and that it was one of the tube things used for training.

 

[RanD00M]

Things going crazy in texas nowadays.

 

[slabomeat]

I saw a recoilless rifle for sale at a flea market once for $100, I dont know if it worked though.

 

[AndresCL]

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That is all.

I agree.

Only in America awesome stuff like this happens.

Couldnt stop laughing

 

[Contun]

Thank the heavens some dumbass child didn't find it!

What could a child possibly do with an unloaded missile launcher?

Rob an Ice-Cream shop.

 

[Zombie_Goasts]

I found one of those last week, along with 7 backburners, 14 sandviches, and 12 flareguns.

Still no hats.

TF2JokeFTW

 

[Contun]

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That is all.

I agree.

Only in America awesome stuff like this happens.

Couldnt stop laughing

Neither could I, that was probably the most Patriotic thing I've ever seen...

 

[LordChhaya]

If we all go to our local woods and lokk for some weapons we could have a small army soon enough, heh heh revolution here we come.

 

[hansari]

The greatest random discovery of all time was made in the woods just outside of San Antonio, Texas last week.

God has given you a sign! Go forth and do his work!!!

 

[Doc Theta Sigma]

And within the week the US Army will be at his doorsteps forcing him to sign a form saying he saw no missile launcher and that the picture was photoshopped. Still awesome though.

 

[theshadavid]

How the hell? Who the hell?
Yeah, so the U.S. Goverment spends, a weapon that's pretty much anti-anything in the woods for joe six-pack to find?
*Groan*
You know, if he kept snoopin' around, he probally would've found a nuclear warhead.

There are a lot of things about my America that are questionable, however, the quality of our military is not. At least in relative terms.

On topic: Dude that guy now has a story he will be able to tell for the rest of his life.

 

[bobknowsall]

Thats just going to give him a one-up in any conversation.
"I found $20 today."
"I found a missile launcher in the woods."
"Fuck you Jarrette. Fuck. You."

I really can't top that. XD

OT: Lucky sod. If I go wandering in the woods, the only things I come away with are stones in my shoes and thorns in my hands. There is no justice in this world. *laughs*

 

[Lamppenkeyboard]

I suppose we all must be wondering the same thing: DID HE GET TO KEEP IT?

 

[ae86gamer]

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I was gonna post that. XD

OT: If I were him I'd hang it above my bed stand. Its like a trophy!

 

[asiepshtain]

ok....

A. cool shit.
B. What a fucking idiot. News flash moron, Explosive weaponry is fucking dangerous. You see something like this, you step back and call the cops. You do NOT pick it up, You do NOT put it in a moving vehicle, You do NOT take it fucking home. I swear to god, the fact that someone this stupid manages to live to maturity is miraculous.

 

[Skizle]

wow. if i found that i would have a fun new airsoft gun and yes there are people that have bought these just to shoot mini nerf footballs out of it.