Texas Man Finds Missile Launcher in the Woods

[Pendragon9]

If the Zombie apocalypse comes, then he'll be ready. Yay.

 

[TheFacelessOne]

Only in America.

Or, more specifically, only in Texas.

I hate Texas, I prefer Colorado, but in light of this news, Colorado just got blown up.

 

[nolongerhere]

If you go down to the woods today... you're in for a big surprise.

Son of a ... why didn't I think of that?
Well played sir, well played.

 

[Unknower]

How the hell? Who the hell?
Yeah, so the U.S. Goverment spends, what, $50 billion on national defense each year and yet some soldier or other yahoo just "drops" a weapon that's pretty much anti-anything in the woods for joe six-pack to find?
*Groan*
You know, if he kept snoopin' around, he probally would've found a nuclear warhead.

Nuclear bombers jettison their nukes in case of an emergency so theoretically speaking you could find a nuclear bomb in the woods.

Not very likely though.

 

[SilentHunter7]

Anybody have his number? I need it back. The non-com is screaming my ear off, any help would be greatly appreciated.

[small]I am so getting court-marshaled this time.[/small]

hehe, something tells me the guy who lost it will have more than just an NCO in his face.

 

[theultimateend]

This is an unusually heart warming tale.

 

[Tyras612]

"Oh you rocket whore"

 

[Fniff]

Oh. My. God.

LIFE IS AN RPG!

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Thank the heavens some dumbass child didn't find it!

What could a child possibly do with an unloaded missile launcher?

...



Drop it on himself?

 

[Akai Shizuku]

Now it doesn't matter if his enemies attack him in a Ghost, Scorpion or Warthog - he's ready.

On a more serious note, I really do hope he gets to keep it.

 

[sirdanrhodes]

I found a real life Jarate, so I win(!)

 

[mrx19869]

i would bring that to my next poker game..

 

[Agarth]

If I were him I'd fire that thing at a cow.

 

[Zeraki]

So I guess missile launchers really do grow on trees.

 

[Dragonblade146]

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That is all.

That...
Just made my mother fucking day.

 

[SGDeath2]

theres are story for the grandkids

 

[Obrien Xp]

This is either bogus or just plain epic.

He should put it back, the next resident evil will be in Texas, they put that there for the boss fight, he should start arming himself for zombie/plagued apocalypse.