The 9th Circle Of Gamer Hell

[VoidWanderer]

The worst?

Whenever you are about to win or lose a fight the character yells "Wrong!" and resets the entire event.

 

[Johann610]

Wireless keyboards and mice, but the only batteries? Are Rayovac--the batteries you buy when you're sick of paying for GOOD batteries. And your headset cable is frayed, so the sound cuts out when you move your head.

 

[BLAHwhatever]

Well. Currently, my gamimg hell would be getting stuck in time on November 10th. So close to Skyrim... so close.... and yet so far

 

[zxcvbnmas]

Stuck playing the game you hate the moust

And wen you finaly beat the game your force'd to play it agin only this game it has become even boaring

 

[putowtin]

the game crashes every two minutes, and you can only save every 60.1 seconds

 

[SmegInThePants]

EMP's destroying all electric devices, noooo! no computer games, no console, no phone, no kindle, no psp, no internet.

 

[Sion_Barzahd]

What if playing video games gave cancer ?

Honestly, the daily mail have probably said that they do at some point. -.-"

OP: My personal gamer hell would be some whiny twat telling you obvious solutions to the game you're playing every five minutes.

Which btw, i had to put up with when playing mirror's edge in the gaming lounge at my university.
"Hey you have to get to that ledge!"
"Yeah i know that."
"You gotta press that big button on that panel"
"I know, i just did that."
"Follow that red thing."
"No... I don't need to, this way is faster..."

It went on, and on. For HOURS.

 

[Joccaren]

In all honesty, having to have ourselves go through all the games we've played. I believe most of us would be eternally screwed into being tortured through the pain of our constant deaths, whilst we try to do things we could do as our in game protagonist, but we ultimately can't as we are only ourselves.
That, or seeing all the trailers for great new games coming out, actually getting them, but EVERY SINGLE TIME you get it, a gamebreaking bug stops the game the second you leave the title screen.

 

[The_Fezz]

Those rooms in an RPG where you genuinely have no idea where the exit is.

Just repeated to breaking point.

 

[SidingWithTheEnemy]

How about E.A. Games only? For the rest of your miserable life your stuck with E.A. and their unskippable intro clips. Your hardware just doesn't support any other form of publisher.

Well, If you cut out Bioware it will probably be worse than hell.

 

[kebab4you]

How about E.A. Games only? For the rest of your miserable life your stuck with E.A. and their unskippable intro clips. Your hardware just doesn't support any other form of publisher.

Well, If you cut out Bioware it will probably be worse than hell.

Just change in the ini file, no more shitty unskippable cinema.

OT: As I said in another topic, stuck only having Tiedus and Squall to play as/with/against.

 

[iseko]

Having to teach your mom how to play a real game (none of the farmsville crap).

 

[Dr_Pie]

You have an incredibly powerful PC, capable of playing any game released for it. And all games ARE released for it, no matter about exclusivities.

However, they all have 'always-online DRM', and you have a crappy internet connection which drops every few minutes.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

OT: Modern Warfare 2 Lobby, no mute, headset fused to your ear.

The HORROR!

I thought there were only seven circles of hell? So how come this one is no.9, not no.8 :/?

 

[Da Orky Man]

All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.

Also known as Heavy Rain?

 

[Scarim Coral]

An online game that will forever lag. That right, gamer Hell will always have bad connection.

 

[flamingjimmy]

You have an incredibly powerful PC, capable of playing any game released for it. And all games ARE released for it, no matter about exclusivities.

However, they all have 'always-online DRM', and you have a crappy internet connection which drops every few minutes.

I was gonna comment but I can't top this. This is definitely the best suggestion yet.

 

[Still Life]

One of my demons would be:

A constant and unwavering ping of 666 for online games.[/seewotidoddare?]

 

[Dark Knifer]

The last Catwoman stage in Arkham city where you need to take out Two Face but the fucking armed guards respawn. Seriously, I've been at it all day. How the fuck do I get past this part?

You just take out two-face and the mission is over. You can stealth take-down him a couple times he dies. I had the same problem until one of the hints told me to just go for two-face. Once you get him a cutscene starts so you need not worry about the guards.

 

[Dott]

All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.

This.