The 9th Circle Of Gamer Hell

[starhaven]

Australia?

What is wrong with living in Australia.
I live here, and I love it here.

My hell would be living in the USA

OT: Only games ever released are cut/copy shooters.

There is only one THING wrong with Australia. His name is Michael Atkinson.
Nice Gears Of War you've got there Australia.

if your going to qoute things from australia get it right he is no longer in his seat of power he has no say anymore

 

[John the Gamer]

Having all games ever made and a console that can play all of them, but no electricity. Get ready to read the box art over and over and over and over....

 

[yukshee]

Being b*tchsplapped in an endless deathmatch by Ecco the Dolphin in a Hiter moustache on BF3 using Xbox Kinect with a WII controller while an oiled naked Bobby Kotick kneads your buttocks like a blancmange.

I'm never eating cheese before bed ever again.

 

[nukethetuna]

You have to beat an RPG for salvation, but every letter, voice clip, weapon, map, piece of furniture, character, etc. is DLC, and you only get payed for beating the latest version of Madden.

Forever.

 

[Gluzzbung]

Forced to play borderlands while listening to the bayonetta theme tune and only being allowed to play through the first 10 levels at that.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

No thumbs doesn't impact PC gamers.

What if you play WoW with the Razer Naga? I cannot play games on the PC without my thumb because of my key bindings to the mouse.

I'd say being tied to a chair and forced to play Superman 64 / E.T.

OR having some fat guy walk in front of the screen every 2 minutes.

Oh, you evil human being. O__o

 

[kabooz18]

All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.

... isn't that just watching an interactive movie? I could think of worse things really, much worse...

 

[Aeriath]

Get sniped.
Respawn.

Rinse and repeat for eternity.

 

[A Random Reader]

All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.

I can not think of anything worst then this.

Really? You might grow to enjoy that, if the story was good.

Also, I counter with:
You stand on a blank, white, perfectly horizontal plane. No matter what direction you turn, you see a mirage of a huge pile of unique game cases, and every type of games device ever conceived. No matter how much you walk, it does not grow bigger or smaller.

 

[satua]

No thumbs doesn't impact PC gamers.

I'd say being tied to a chair and forced to play Superman 64 / E.T.

OR having some fat guy walk in front of the screen every 2 minutes.

Then how do you use the spacebar? That kind of hampers a lot of games, though it would still be possible, it really does impact pc gamers

Also try using a mouse without your thumb... possible but bloody hard...
But for the actual question how about you can play any co-op game, but only with the biggest team killer ever...

 

[Spineyguy]

Ninja-bread man.

That is all.

 

[Crazy Zaul]

Hell only has 7 circles

 

[DracoSuave]

Hell only has 7 circles

Limbo, Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Anger, Heresy, Violence, Fraud, Treachery.

That's nine.

The 'circles of hell' thing was invented by Dante as part of a political satire.

 

[someonehairy-ish]

An eternal game of minecraft, where you are forced to build the biggest and most impressive structures you can. And all the blocks are flammable. And you have to mine them by hand. And there are griefers...

 

[repeating integers]

Playing Dwarf Fortress, with no keyboard.

 

[honestdiscussioner]

Australia?

What is wrong with living in Australia.
I live here, and I love it here.

My hell would be living in the USA

OT: Only games ever released are cut/copy shooters.

As flawed as America is, here is the best reason to stay away from your country:


Although to your credit you do have this:

 

[funguy2121]

All cut scenes and quick time events. Forever. For all eternity. Nothing else.

I can not think of anything worst then this.

Does that then make Hideo Kojima Lucifer?

 

[Continuity]

EA buys all developers and makes nothing but sequels for evermore.

 

[rob_simple]

All games suffer from Fallout 3 Syndrome, i.e. random crashes will end every single play session.

It'd be like someone telling you you're going to be gored by a rhino at some point in your life; you'll never know when but you'll always expect it.

 

[Feylynn]

No thumbs doesn't impact PC gamers.

I'd say being tied to a chair and forced to play Superman 64 / E.T.

OR having some fat guy walk in front of the screen every 2 minutes.

No thumbs would ruin pc gaming! D=
Space bar and Alt are exclusively thumb and some of my very preferred binds for almost everything.
I also use a WoW mouse and have 5 thumb buttons. =<
[hr]
No internet connection, wait, an internet connection that is detectable but unstable and completely trouble shooting proof.
Doomed to an eternity of instant disconnects and no rhyme or reason as to why.

Every disc you play becomes scratched to the point of an impassable point 20 minutes into campaign and non playable cinematics.