The cake game

[Emperor Inferno]

OOC: the Meta from Red vs Blue?

I point and shout, "Look, it's Caboose!" The Meta turns around, and while it's distracted I grab the cake and run like a *****.

I teleport the cake into the center of the sun.

 

[Sassafrass]

I use a grabber to grab it from the middle of the sun.

I place the cake in a Bon Jovi concert.
[sup]Don't judge me.[/sup]

 

[dalek sec]

I kill everyone there and take the cake.

I hide the cake at the end of time.

 

[Sassafrass]

I follow to Oblivion and fight Mahrouns Dagon [sp?] to the death for it, winning and claiming the cake as my prize.

I run with the cake and never look back and never stop running.

 

[Sassafrass]

I rage, turn into a utter Psycho, jump onto your chest, rip you apart and grab the cake from your stomach, and I also take you bones for good measure.
[sup]Swollen Goat gave them back...[/sup]

I place the cake atop the tallest structure in the world and surround it a million volt electrical fence.

 

[COR 2000]

I eat Colin McGrath and possess his electric-related abities and use them to take the cake.

I hide the cake in the "Build a Base" thread from long ago.

 

[dalek sec]

Using my built in time controller I leap back to that tread and take the cake.

I throw the cake through the stargate to an unknown world.

 

[Dumbfish1]

The unknown world turns out to be earth.

I hide the cake in a snake pit filled with wild cougars. and lasers.

 

[Azraellod]

i drop innocent humans into the pit until the cougars are no longer hungry. then i use a mirror tube to protect me from the lasers as i collect the cake.

i throw the cake out of a plane with a parachute attached to it.

 

[COR 2000]

I jump out as well and catch it.

I hide it in one of the many clouds in the sky.

 

[Sam G]

I supercool the atmosphere, condensing all the clouds and causing the cake to fall out of the sky.

I lose the cake in a game of poker to a mysterious masked man.

 

[COR 2000]

I am the masked man!
(See: Avatar)

I hand the cake over to kane.

 

[Sam G]

Lynch lynches Kane, and I cane Lynch.

I throw the cake into a tree.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Burn the tree, somehow without burning the cake. Cuz climbing is for pussies.

I hide the cake in 4chan.

 

[Sam G]

Weegee finds the cake and stares at it for a bit. I send several of my men in to get it, and I never see them again...

Weegee takes the cake to his secret ice fortress.

 

[Cakes]

*is in a secret ice fortress*

 

[sky14kemea]

*is in a secret ice fortress*

awwww :O you're the cake!

I melt the ice fortress with a gigantic hairdryer and steal the cake aboard my floating pirate ship!

 

[Azraellod]

i sink your pirate ship with a submarine of terror, then take the cake from the sunken wreckage with an army of divers.

i place the cake in a chandelier at a fancy restaurant.