The cake game

[Dumbfish1]

I bring along the hypno-toad. You quickly hand over the cake and let me in the bathroom, and you charge out.

I lock the bathroom door, which NO ONE can enter.

 

[Azraellod]

i enter through the window and steal the cake from you by threatening you with a gun.

i place the cake in a secret nuclear bunker. [http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01211/2712signs5_1211111i.jpg]

 

[Sassafrass]

I take the sign out of the ground, hit you with it, therefore giving it a use and take the cake.

I hide the cake in one of 35 suitcases and give you 1 guess to find it.

 

[Sam G]

I guess correctly.

I hide the cake in a yoshi egg.

 

[COR 2000]

Oh, oh, this is a tricky one! Um, uh, okay, I'm guessing... uh... Oh, god this is hard... uh... Suitcase #21!

That's right! congratulations! You win! Here's your cake!

I've never felt so... So honored!
*Tears*

In any case, I throw it in a long-locked thread, never to be seen again....

Edit: Curses! Well, in any case I just eat the egg.

I do the same thing with it, though.

 

[Sassafrass]

Unluckily for you, I like looking at the locked threads so I find it with ease.

I place the cake inside the belly of the Kraken.

 

[Azraellod]

i rip the kraken apart with my giant penguin, and take the cake.

i place the cake inside a nuclear power plant, in with all the waste radioactive materials.

 

[COR 2000]

I switch to Fundie-mode, effectively sealing my brain off from anything new. I then run in and take the cake.

I have Alex Mercer consume it.

 

[Jaywebbs]

I take off the Alex Mercer costume.

I have the cake!

 

[Sassafrass]

Seeing as you did nothing with the cake, I just take it from you.

I place the cake in a pit filled with zombie sheep and lasers.

 

[Sam G]

I send my laser sheep-mounted zombies in to get it.

I then throw the cake with all my might off Pegasus' castle into the forest below.

 

[Azraellod]

i sprout wings and fly to catch it before it reaches the forest.

i paint the cake green and place it among the long grass.

 

[Sam G]

I paint the grass blue, causing the cake to stick out like a sore thumb.

I place the cake in the field of asphodel.

 

[Azraellod]

i place a toxin into the soil, making all the asphodel die so i can locate the cake.

i place the cake in a vault that requires the code to destroy the world to be entered in order to open.

 

[Sam G]

I fly around in my pixelated triangular space-ship, shooting all the asteroids with tiny little pixel bullets and breaking them into smaller asteroids.

I snag the cake and put it in an Absolutely Safe Capsule. It laughs when you look through the little window.

 

[Azraellod]

i reach through a dimensional wall, and snatch the cake from inside the capsule.

i reform the world, and place the cake at the core of the new world.