The cake game

[Azraellod]

I take it from you before you can. there are an infinite number of boxes surrounding it, so there is no way you can put it in the central one.

I lock the cake in a cupboard, which i then throw into the sea.

 

[Sam G]

Fool; I am the sea!

I flush the cake down a tolet on an aeroplane.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I flush the cake back up into the plane. Yoink!

I launch it into orbit

 

[Sam G]

Fool! I am orbit!
...okay, I'll stop...

Anyway, I throw the cake into the gaping maw of a shark, who then flies off into space.

 

[Azraellod]

That shark was my pet. I summon it back to me.

I place the cake under a bridge, guarded by a troll.

[sup]in fact that is a fake one though, and the real cake is being held by the admin who bans him.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

I find the bridge and brutally murder the troll.

I hid the cake in a nuclear warhead.Well done, you found ze cake.

 

[Azraellod]

That cake is fake I hide the real cake on my table

Really? I break into your house and take the cake from your table.

I place the cake behind an invisible wall.

 

[Azraellod]

I don't have a fake cake anymore honest...*stops looking at FBI database*

Actually, you do [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.144407?page=9#3403588].

I ask the admin who I gave it to to give it back to me in exchange for money.

I place the cake in a violin case, along with a machine gun.

 

[Azraellod]

I bribe the police, and take the cake from the car after being allowed by them to search it.

I place the cake in a crater on the moon.

 

[COR 2000]

I finish whacking moles on the moon and grab it.
But not here, of course...
I hide it in white text somewhere....

 

[Azraellod]

I search in vain to find it, but find your description annoyingly vague, so I beat you over the head until you tell me where it is.

I place the cake in post number 299 on this thread.

 

[COR 2000]

I kill the person below me, ensuring that I have complete control of the delicious yet
rather nutritious cake.

Go ahead- Read this entire post all over again...

 

[Sam G]

I swallow a Phoenix Down, meaning when COR kills me, it'll automatically take effect and I'll live again. I then break a computer over his head, revealing the cake that was hidden within!

I paint the cake white and hide it in an entirely white room.

 

[Azraellod]

Little do you know, cakes have shadows. I locate it using that factor.

I place the cake under a dishcloth.

 

[Nightmare963]

i scratch your disc. the game glitches.


that means i have the cake. and a beard. do not try to stop me!

 

[Azraellod]

I convince Davy Jones to give it to me in return for your soul.

I place the cake in a car accident.

 

[Sassafrass]

Unfortunetly for you, I was involved in that car crash so I take the cake.

I place the cake in police custody.

 

[Sassafrass]

I find your cell and take the cake.

I hide the cake in a random location in Spira and every time you go to the wrong place, you fight Seymour.

 

[Azraellod]

I use my inter-dimensional technology to reach through the barriers between worlds and take the cake from here

Nah not really. All I do is offer a slice to the guard before knocking him out and running away. I place the cake in a different dimension

[sup]alright, prepare for one of my pointless challenges. find the door that conceals the cake. try to avoid dying.[/sup]
I place the cake behind one of 5 doors. 4 of them hold traps, 1 holds the cake.

Spoiler: The doors

Spoiler: The red door

There is nothing in the room as you step in to look around, the door slams shut, and you are stuck in the room forever. You die of starvation.

Spoiler: The blue door

As you enter, you see the cake sitting on a table on the opposite side of the room. You pick it up and leave, a look of triumph upon your face. [small]what you don't know though, is that that is a remote bomb, and it will go off when i press the detonator on my wrist.[/small]

Spoiler: The yellow door

As you enter the room, the door slams and locks it's-self. Spikes then appear out of the walls, which then start to close in, finally impaling you.

Spoiler: The black door

As you enter, a block on top of the door crashes down upon you. You die in a pile of rubble, your bones crushed and your vital organs beyond repair. [small]except you don't. they were paper mache, and you are perfectly fine. You enter the room and take the cake.[/small]

Spoiler: The white door

As you enter, you immediately step on a trapdoor. You slip and fall down, and the pit of spikes down below makes short work of you.

 

[Azraellod]

I deafen myself, enter the pit on a rope, collect the cake, and climb out.
[sup]you don't need to quote me unless it's to reveal something. I will know you are talking about me if you just post underneath me.[/sup]

I place the cake on a set of scales, with a weight on the other side of the scales made to look like the cake.