The cake game

[Azraellod]

I track Samuel L. Jackson down with surveillance equipment, and send an assassin to kill him and retrieve the cake.

I place the cake on a 30 meter long piece of string hanging from a helicopter.

 

[COR 2000]

I am the helicopter pilot!

I fly off to an undisclosed location.

I hide it in Vault 77.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I am the undisclosed location!

I refuse to give it to anyone unless they tell me how long a piece of string is.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

Ho Ho you clever man, there is no string.

I eat the cake and hurl myself into the sun.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I tie the absence of string into a lasso and pull you back to earth. I then punch you in the stomach, making you regurgitate the cake.

I hold the cake over a cliff, and demand that only a rhyme may follow this post.

 

[Azraellod]

Spoiler: The true location of the cake. White Text can be highlighted.

I am the helicopter pilot!

I fly off to an undisclosed location.

I hide it in Vault 77.

I retrieve the cake from Vault 77 by hiring a team of bank robbers to help me.

I place the cake in a wicker basket that has been set up to catch fire if the lid is removed.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

I throw a molotov cocktail at it.. Oh, and I get the cake.

I put in the death camp under Disney headquarters

 

[Dumbfish1]

I jump out from behind a well placed tree, making mickey drop the cake and fall off a well placed cliff.

Cliffs ftw

I hide inside painsia, a little known country between the borders of canada and eygpt.

 

[Sam G]

I cheerfully walk over to Painsia, kill everyone there with my bare hands, and take the cake.

I build a fortress out of sofa cushions and hide the cake inside it.

 

[Azraellod]

I set up a siege with water pistols and pillow warriors, forcing you to come out and hand me the cake.

I place the cake on the worlds largest paper plane, which i then throw from the top of Mount Everest.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

I build the world's largest spit ball gun and shoot it down.

I sew it up in a little sister pillow and hand it to a big daddy.

 

[COR 2000]

One again, I am the big daddy!

I hand the cake and all its flakes to the next poster.

Just kidding- That's a fake cake. The first person to discover this text, however, gets the real cake.

 

[taintedcamper]

One again, I am the big daddy!

I hand the cake and all its flakes to the next poster.

Just kidding- That's a fake cake. The first person to discover this text, however, gets the real cake.

he he i get the cake i see a pie n get distracted UM ... PIE

 

[Sam G]

I burst out of the pie and stab you up.

I pry the cake from your cold, dead fingers and sit on it.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

I ponder why I still want this cake that has been burnt, squashed, and eaten. After awaking from this thought, I find I have thrown you into a giant antlion pit.

I put in in my den and guard it along with a troll.

 

[Azraellod]

I get an admin to ban him, and retrieve the cake.

I place the cake in a tree.
[sup]Only it's fake, and I bury the real cake in a plastic box underneath the tree.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

I get an admin to ban him, and retrieve the cake.

I place the cake in a tree.
[sup]Only it's fake, and I bury the real cake in a plastic box underneath the tree.[/sup]

I see through the lies and find and take the cake.

I then give the cake to my friend who you don't know.

 

[Azraellod]

I look him up on your profile, and take the cake from them.
[sup]People seem to have wizened up to white text here now. I got away with it a lot more early on.[/sup]

I place the cake under a rock at the beach.

 

[COR 2000]

I dig under the rock and take it.

I then hide the cake in the most f***ed-up porn site on the web, hoping no one will be stupid enough to even attempt to visit the site in hopes of maintaining their faith in humanity/innocence/sanity/eyeballs/brain and you get the gist....

P.S.: Just curious, is the white text getting old, or does no one still suspect it?

 

[Sam G]

I send my friend to get it. You know which friend. Everyone has one...

I then hit him in the head with a shoe and bury the cake in sand.