The cake game

[Azraellod]

I enter the studios disguised as a security guard, grab the cake, and run.
[sup]ok, fair enough.[/sup]

I plant the cake in the ground and wait for it to grow into a cake tree.

 

[Sassafrass]

I come along, kill you both and retrieve the cake.
[sup]Unbroke[/sup]

I hid it somewhere in San Andreas.
[sup]Just regot PS2 with 5 games.[/sup]

Ha! You fell for it.

I still have the cake

although fighting seymour is pretty fun in my opinion

GAH!!! Now I'll be checking your posts everytime now.
[sup]I always check Azraellods...just in case. And regarding Seymour, when I fight him again seeing as I jsut rebought FFX, I'll let you know. Damn non dying ass...[/sup]

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]I can see i've got a reputation for being annoying with white text now...[/sup]
I hire a lunatic to find the cake for me. His insanity prevents him being murdered.

I hide the cake in blue text.

[sup]Is this inconspicuous? the cake is here.[/sup]

You have checked for white text. you have set off a bomb. You die.

 

[Azraellod]

congrats you found the true white text rather than my decoys further down. I actually place the cake in the long lost first ever youtube video

...but i deleted that and put my own in it'd place. You just gave the cake to me.

I place the cake in a bucket and cover it with radioactive waste.

You're way too suspicious.

 

[Dumbfish1]

luckily for me, I was already in the bucket. I hide it in one of my previous posts. but which one?

 

[Sam G]

Ctrl+F: Find "Cake".

I have found the cake, now I shall send it to another dimension!
A dimension of... DOOOOOOMMM!!!!

 

[Dumbfish1]

Due to me junctioning 100 Dooms to my status defense I am immune to doom. check in the steam servers
I take the cake and place it not here

I take it from not there

I hide it in a bigger cake.

 

[Sam G]

Due to me junctioning 100 Dooms to my status defense I am immune to doom. check in the steam servers
I take the cake and place it not here

Aaw, shibby, FF8 reference!

I gut you like a fish as you relax with the real cake.
I hide the cake on top of a very tall cactus.

 

[Sassafrass]

I cut the cactus down with an axe and take the cake.

Now I hide the cake in my mind.
It isn't really in my mind. But it is somewhere on this thread.

 

[COR 2000]

I jump into Omega's mouth, take the cake, then fight my way out.

I then hide it in the Omega-13 generator.

 

[Sam G]

I use my telepathic ability to read your mind and find out where on the thread it is. I then take it and hide inside Omega Weapon's stomach

Jerk! Omega Weapon's like my "thing", see?

Head and shoulders.
How did you solo Omega Weapon without using items?

Bad idea: Smoke marajuana 'till you puke.
Good idea: Defeat Omega Weapon!

"Gaaah! My arm!" Death screamed. All of a sudden, something heavy fell from the sky.
"D-Death...?" asked the heavy thing.
"...Metal Man? Is that you?" Death asked.
"Death... I'm dying, buddy..." Metal Man croaked.
"No! Don't talk like that! You're gonna be fine!"
"Heh... I fear I'm not long for this world, bro..."
"Metal Man, no! You can't leave me! Stay with me!" Death said, tears in his eyes. "Remember all the fun we had? Remember Med school? Remember that time we took on the Omega Weapon without using any items?"
"Heh heh... You really were... the best brother... anyone could have..." Metal Man croaked. Then his eyes went dim.
"Metal Man! Speak to me, buddy! METAL MAAAAAAAN!!!"
"Dude, what's up?" asked Livingness. Then he noticed Metal Man's corpse.
"Metal Man? What's wrong, buddy? You okay? Speak to me, man! METAL MAAAAAAA-"
Death smacked him in the back of the head using the robotic arm he'd just pilfered. "I already did that, idiot."

Anyway, as Omega Weapon is my "thing", I command it to give me the cake. Which I then feed to a crocodile and flush it down the toilet.

EDIT: Dammit! I took so long collecting those quotes I got double Ninja'd!

 

[Azraellod]

I eat the apple and murder people at the seminar until i find the cake in it.

I place the cake in a hall of mirrors. Which is the original?

 

[Sassafrass]

I use my built in cake sensor to find the cake.

I hide it with Seymour.
[sup]You'll get to be with him, Naturalized...[/sup]

 

[itstimeforpie]

I'll kill whoever seymour is with an explosive device.

I then hide the cake in an obvious place, put traps all around it and secretly put cyanide in the cake.

 

[Sassafrass]

Seeing as you told us all about your trap, it's fairly obvious to avoid the traps and to not eat the cake.
[sup]Seymour from Final Fantasy X, but I understand many haven't played a classic =)[/sup]

I just get bored and leave it next to me while I watch TV.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

I get my dog to sniff out the cake.

I place the cake in the temple that was at the beginning of Radiers of the Lost Ark

 

[Sassafrass]

No you didn't.

Me and sasquatch are still playing FF

Yeah, the cake is now ours FOREVER!!!!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HA!

I move it on top of the PS2.

 

[Sassafrass]

I decide not to risk icing getting into the PS2 and move the cake to the side of the TV

I just sit there and play FFX for the rest of my forseeable future, leaving the cake where it is.
[sup]Not really, I move the cake to a refrigerated safe in my room.[/sup]

and I mimic you. What a wonderful life =]

in all seriousness I think I could play FF all my life

TBH, I probably will be. Shit, I bought a PS2 today just to play FF VII and FF X, but I haven't got a PS1 mem card for it +_+

 

[Dumbfish1]

I was already in the refrigerated room, pretending to be a side of meat. I hide the cake at the end of the rainbow.

 

[Azraellod]

I catch a leprechaun and make him give me the cake at the end of the rainbow in exchange for his freedom.

I place the cake in the pocket of an axe wielding lunatic who definitely is not you.