The cake game

[Azraellod]

I use my army of lug-worms to locate and dig it up.

I place the cake on a giant pendulum that swings back and forth hypnotically... tick, tock, tick, tock...

 

[Azraellod]

I take it from you before you can. there are an infinite number of boxes surrounding it, so there is no way you can put it in the central one.

I lock the cake in a cupboard, which i then throw into the sea.

 

[Sam G]

Fool; I am the sea!

I flush the cake down a tolet on an aeroplane.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I flush the cake back up into the plane. Yoink!

I launch it into orbit

 

[Sam G]

Fool! I am orbit!
...okay, I'll stop...

Anyway, I throw the cake into the gaping maw of a shark, who then flies off into space.

 

[Azraellod]

That shark was my pet. I summon it back to me.

I place the cake under a bridge, guarded by a troll.

[sup]in fact that is a fake one though, and the real cake is being held by the admin who bans him.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

I find the bridge and brutally murder the troll.

I hid the cake in a nuclear warhead.Well done, you found ze cake.

 

[Azraellod]

That cake is fake I hide the real cake on my table

Really? I break into your house and take the cake from your table.

I place the cake behind an invisible wall.

 

[Azraellod]

I don't have a fake cake anymore honest...*stops looking at FBI database*

Actually, you do [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.144407?page=9#3403588].

I ask the admin who I gave it to to give it back to me in exchange for money.

I place the cake in a violin case, along with a machine gun.

 

[Azraellod]

I bribe the police, and take the cake from the car after being allowed by them to search it.

I place the cake in a crater on the moon.

 

[COR 2000]

I finish whacking moles on the moon and grab it.
But not here, of course...
I hide it in white text somewhere....

 

[Azraellod]

I search in vain to find it, but find your description annoyingly vague, so I beat you over the head until you tell me where it is.

I place the cake in post number 299 on this thread.

 

[COR 2000]

I kill the person below me, ensuring that I have complete control of the delicious yet
rather nutritious cake.

Go ahead- Read this entire post all over again...

 

[Sam G]

I swallow a Phoenix Down, meaning when COR kills me, it'll automatically take effect and I'll live again. I then break a computer over his head, revealing the cake that was hidden within!

I paint the cake white and hide it in an entirely white room.

 

[Azraellod]

Little do you know, cakes have shadows. I locate it using that factor.

I place the cake under a dishcloth.

 

[Nightmare963]

i scratch your disc. the game glitches.


that means i have the cake. and a beard. do not try to stop me!