The cake game

[Sam G]

Due to me junctioning 100 Dooms to my status defense I am immune to doom. check in the steam servers
I take the cake and place it not here

Aaw, shibby, FF8 reference!

I gut you like a fish as you relax with the real cake.
I hide the cake on top of a very tall cactus.

 

[Sassafrass]

I cut the cactus down with an axe and take the cake.

Now I hide the cake in my mind.
It isn't really in my mind. But it is somewhere on this thread.

 

[COR 2000]

I jump into Omega's mouth, take the cake, then fight my way out.

I then hide it in the Omega-13 generator.

 

[Sam G]

I use my telepathic ability to read your mind and find out where on the thread it is. I then take it and hide inside Omega Weapon's stomach

Jerk! Omega Weapon's like my "thing", see?

Head and shoulders.
How did you solo Omega Weapon without using items?

Bad idea: Smoke marajuana 'till you puke.
Good idea: Defeat Omega Weapon!

"Gaaah! My arm!" Death screamed. All of a sudden, something heavy fell from the sky.
"D-Death...?" asked the heavy thing.
"...Metal Man? Is that you?" Death asked.
"Death... I'm dying, buddy..." Metal Man croaked.
"No! Don't talk like that! You're gonna be fine!"
"Heh... I fear I'm not long for this world, bro..."
"Metal Man, no! You can't leave me! Stay with me!" Death said, tears in his eyes. "Remember all the fun we had? Remember Med school? Remember that time we took on the Omega Weapon without using any items?"
"Heh heh... You really were... the best brother... anyone could have..." Metal Man croaked. Then his eyes went dim.
"Metal Man! Speak to me, buddy! METAL MAAAAAAAN!!!"
"Dude, what's up?" asked Livingness. Then he noticed Metal Man's corpse.
"Metal Man? What's wrong, buddy? You okay? Speak to me, man! METAL MAAAAAAA-"
Death smacked him in the back of the head using the robotic arm he'd just pilfered. "I already did that, idiot."

Anyway, as Omega Weapon is my "thing", I command it to give me the cake. Which I then feed to a crocodile and flush it down the toilet.

EDIT: Dammit! I took so long collecting those quotes I got double Ninja'd!

 

[Azraellod]

I eat the apple and murder people at the seminar until i find the cake in it.

I place the cake in a hall of mirrors. Which is the original?

 

[Sassafrass]

I use my built in cake sensor to find the cake.

I hide it with Seymour.
[sup]You'll get to be with him, Naturalized...[/sup]

 

[itstimeforpie]

I'll kill whoever seymour is with an explosive device.

I then hide the cake in an obvious place, put traps all around it and secretly put cyanide in the cake.

 

[Sassafrass]

Seeing as you told us all about your trap, it's fairly obvious to avoid the traps and to not eat the cake.
[sup]Seymour from Final Fantasy X, but I understand many haven't played a classic =)[/sup]

I just get bored and leave it next to me while I watch TV.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

I get my dog to sniff out the cake.

I place the cake in the temple that was at the beginning of Radiers of the Lost Ark

 

[Sassafrass]

No you didn't.

Me and sasquatch are still playing FF

Yeah, the cake is now ours FOREVER!!!!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HA!

I move it on top of the PS2.

 

[Sassafrass]

I decide not to risk icing getting into the PS2 and move the cake to the side of the TV

I just sit there and play FFX for the rest of my forseeable future, leaving the cake where it is.
[sup]Not really, I move the cake to a refrigerated safe in my room.[/sup]

and I mimic you. What a wonderful life =]

in all seriousness I think I could play FF all my life

TBH, I probably will be. Shit, I bought a PS2 today just to play FF VII and FF X, but I haven't got a PS1 mem card for it +_+

 

[Dumbfish1]

I was already in the refrigerated room, pretending to be a side of meat. I hide the cake at the end of the rainbow.