The cake game

[Sassafrass]

I just use mah Bahamut.

I now place the cake in the suitcase that Yuna left behind.

[sup]How the hell did you survive long enough against Yiazmat, Naturalized?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

I just stroll in and take it.

I now leave it under the possession of the mighty and slightly mad Sephiroth.

[sup]Night, Naturalized.[/sup]

 

[Sam G]

(You're never gonna stop with the FF references, are you? ...Fine. Wanna play Final Fantasy? Let's play Final Fantasy.)

I cut Sephiroth open with a massive and unwieldy sword, then kill my mentor, blame it on some soldiers and run off with said sword (also the cake).

I then hide the cake in a metal box, give it to a Shinra official, tell him it's Jenova's head, laugh as he jumps off a building in order to stop the evil Sephiroth cos-players from getting it, gasp in awe when they do get it, then gaze in awe as one of the cos-players transforms into the long-dead Sephiroth, grows black wings then flies off, cake in hand, to bully children.

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]...You're kind of alienating people here.[/sup]
I get Zemus to tear him to pieces.

I place the cake... over there.


[sup]by which i mean here[/sup]

 

[dalek sec]

I simply take the cake from over there.

I place the on the planet Skaro, homeworld of the Daleks!

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]I don't mind much, I play some final fantasy games as well, but i had no idea what you were talking about for a lot of that. That's why i resorted to using Zemus.[/sup]

Turns out you're wrong. He shoots you when you try and gives me the cake.

I place the cake in the middle of a desert.

 

[Azraellod]

I end his misery at having such a horrible name by killing him and extracting the cake from his remains.

I place the cake underneath an upside-down bucket, and place a rock on top of it.

 

[Sir Broccoli]

I send out EA games, the Arch-enemy of creative thinking.

I bake a pie and put the cake inside it. ALL HAIL THE CAKE-PIE!

 

[Sam G]

I put this abomination out of its misery with a golf club.

Then, using my alchemy skills, I transmute the cake into a spear, whick I use to skewer anyone who tries to get it.

 

[Azraellod]

I program a robot to collect the cake, and remove the spear-cake from the skewered robot.

I grind the spear up, and mix it into a new cake with identical properties to the previous one.

I place this new cake as bait in a giant mousetrap.

 

[Sam G]

Oooh, cake!
Aah, oh no! I'm caught in a mousetrap!
But on the bright side, I have the cake!

 

[Sassafrass]

Seeing as you are caught in the mousetrap, I knock you out and take the cake with ease.

I then hide the cake in the darkest recess of my mind.

 

[Killer Rabbit]

I place you in a cell with kittens until they turn your darkest recess turn into your brightest recess

I enroll the cake in the Witness Protection Program

 

[Sassafrass]

I find soimeone who knows where it lives and barge in and take it.]

I hide the cake with Steve and Jay.