The cake game

[Sassafrass]

I try and fail to take on his Anima which proceeds to play conkers with peoples corpses.

Somehow, I don't get sent, I receive the cake and return it to Yevon and Maester Mika.

 

[Sassafrass]

...BUH?

I ask Wakka to get it for me. I think they got married in X-2.

I then place the cake under the protection of the LeBlanc Syndicate.

[sup]So it's mine for, what...5 minutes at max?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah.. here's a problem...I actually like the Gullwings...

I join them, find the cake and then quickly leave so they don't notice (and before Yuna, Rikku and Paine go vicious on my ass)

I then hide the cake here.

Just thought that the Farplane deserved a pic, not just a mention.

 

[Sassafrass]

[sup]Thank God for the Final Fantasy wiki.[/sup]

I charge her throne room with Dark Bahamut. I think we all know what happens now.

I leave the cake with Dark Bahamut.

 

[Sassafrass]

[sup]WTF? I had problems with Dark Valefor...as in I died after roughly 6 turns.[/sup]

I rush in quickly and take the came before Rydia summons Odin.

I now place the cake in the trunk of a shoopuf.

 

[Sassafrass]

[sup]Nah..It's just on my first play through, I was just rushing everything really. But now I own it instead of being lent it, I have all the time in the world..and I'll need it as well.[/sup]

Anyway, back to Mt Gagazet.

I am very good friends with the Ronso and they simply hand me the cake.

I then hide the cake in Bikanel Desert.

 

[Sassafrass]

TO THE FF WIKIA!!!!

Right, I pry open his pod to find...nothing except the cake.

I then give the cake to your super Yuna and you CAN'T let her hand it over.

[sup]Thanks for the tip. Now just need to get a good blitz team up and running.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

[sup]Yeah, I get that feeling, like today when I was doing the Crystal Cup. They always got the ball on Blitzoff. I won, but only thanks to a Jecht shot and a Venom Shot.[/sup]

I infiltrate the castle and snatch the cake.

I now place the cake in Mideel.

 

[Sassafrass]

[sup]I, however, am not...[/sup]

Ah, shit...The first boss I struggled with...I just cast a ridiculously over-powered Lighting spell at it and hope it works.

It did? Awesome. I now take the cake back to Spira and place it once more with Seymour. It's OK, he's only been killed once in this thread.

 

[Magnatek]

Seeing as how you killed Yiazmat already, I just carve the cake out of his stomach.

I place the cake on Mars.

 

[Sassafrass]

[sup]I deg to dif...[/sup]
... ... ... ...
[sup]HOLY MOTHERFUCKIN' SHIT!!!!!!![/sup]

I try and negotiate the release of the cake. I'll let ya know how it goes.



OK, I now have the cake...don't ask how.

I hide it in the one place no-one would dare to look.

Seymour's hair.

[sup]Seriously, that is one awesome do.[/sup]

EDIT: Ninja'd. Anyway, I fly to Mars and nick the cake.

Goes to same place.