The cake game

[Azraellod]

...it appears I wasn't fast enough, and that I posted too late.

Still, I guess all is not lost. I make a new cake that has identical properties to that one.

I place the new cake on a cooling rack.

 

[Sassafrass]

I destroy Hannah Montana's house and all subsequent merchandise. And then I grab the cake.

I hide it in the most obscure reference ever which is so obscure, even I don't know it.

 

[Azraellod]

i'm good with obscure references... sort of. I know that one anyway. And it's really, really not funny.

I place the cake in a burning room.

 

[COR 2000]

I'mIalreadyeresistant to fire, so I just pick>it< up.

I then send you off to go looking for it.

 

[Sassafrass]

Little do you realise, but I am Obama. Yep, it's true.

I take the cake and place it in Gordon Browns trousers. Get it, if you dare...

 

[dalek sec]

I use a tractor beam to get it out.

I throw the cake deep into a underwater trench.

 

[Sassafrass]

I just hold my breath and dive to the cake.

I place the cake in my trousers.

[sup]I'm running out of ideas...and Naturalized, your fighting Yiazmat [sp?] again?[/sup]

 

[COR 2000]

There's a party in your pants, and everyone was invited and came, as did I. Insteal>the<cake while no one is looking.

I run into your mind and give you newer ideas, with the cake's location concealed.^

 

[Sassafrass]

As you run into my mind and give me ideas, you accidentally reveal the cakes location to me which if the bold text is to be believed, is on a hill.

I then take the cake and place in a bomb-proof safe which is in an another bomb-proof safe which is being protected by Chuck Norris, Jack Churchill, The A-Team, The E-Team, the entire agency's of FBI, SAS, Marines, S.W.A.T, R.A.F, Secret Service and Mickey Mouse.

 

[COR 2000]

I once again send in the might of the Pro-COR Army in to meet the security forces head on, while my generals and I lock-pick the safe and steal the cake.

I once again hide it in the deepest, most secure sector of the Pro-COR HQ.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Luckily for me, i'm the manager of that sector, so you just end up giving it to me.

But out of the goodness of my heart, i give it to the next poster. You're Welcome!

 

[Sassafrass]

Why thank you. So kind...now you must die. *Plunges hand through chest and rips his ribs out*
Lovely.

I place the cake under Pm0n3y's ribcage.

 

[COR 2000]

I walk back into sector #******** and pick up the cake.

I then hide it in my personal office.

 

[Sassafrass]

I fitted the cake with a small tracking device so I find your office, take the cake and then just trash your office.

On the way out, I trip and the cake arcs into the air, therefore leaving it open to anyone.

 

[dalek sec]

I catch it with my Dalek sucker arm.

I place the cake in a airtight box inside a tank full of sharks.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I fly a plane into the Tank of sharks.

I hide it in Jimi Hendrix's guitar, at woodstock

 

[Sam G]

I ask Jimi if he wants go go sea-horse riding in space. When he asks what the hell I'm talking about, I knock him out and steal the guitar, which I then smash on the ground, re-obtaining the cake.

I throw the cake into the air, and a bat catches it and swoops away.

 

[Azraellod]

I catch the bat and pull it's wings off. Also I take the cake away from it.

I throw the cake under a car.

 

[Sam G]

I smash it with a crowbar, then shoot at it till it explodes.

I hand the burnt, crispy cake to your mum. WOOOOOAH!!!

 

[Azraellod]

I ask her for it.

I place the cake in the skull of poster number 429.