The cake game

[Azraellod]

I catch a leprechaun and make him give me the cake at the end of the rainbow in exchange for his freedom.

I place the cake in the pocket of an axe wielding lunatic who definitely is not you.

 

[Sam G]

I send my tonberry army down to get it.

Only one returns alive...
He then guts me like a fish and runs off with the cake.
(And before you say it, NO THE HELL YOU'RE NOT THE TONBERRY)

 

[Sam G]

I cut him in half with a gunblade, then hop on the ole Doomtrain and ride away while singing a song about how much I love trains.

 

[Sam G]

I put a gun against Hironobu Sakaguchi's head and threaten to kill him unless the Final Fantasy references stop. I then throw him at Yu Yevon, grab the cake and flee in a Metal Gear.

 

[Sassafrass]

I destroy the Metal Gear with Stinger missiles and retrieve the cake.

I then run off to Besaid Island with teh cake..

[sup]FFX reference[/sup]

 

[Sam G]

That's it! Hironobu dies!
I kill the beloved creator of the Final Fantasy series.
I then ride on Godzilla's back and lazor-blast Besaid out of existence, sending the cake drifting to the bottom of the ocean.

 

[TheSentinel]

I prepare a scuba rescue of the cake.

I place the cake in the middle of a KKK rally.

 

[Sassafrass]

Thankfully, I kill them all to receive the cake.

I then take the cake and hide it inside Sin.
[sup]FFX[/sup]

 

[Sam G]

I send Samuel L. Jackson down to kick Sin's ass with his bare hands, then he retrieves the cake and flies off into space with it.

 

[Sassafrass]

I just stand there and watch...obviously, seeing as I am a FF fan.

[sup]Even though I don't like X-2, but hey, thats just me.[/sup]

 

[Sam G]

I grab Nobuo Uematsu and wring his neck. That's how far I'll go to stop this from becoming the "Final Fantasy Reference Thread".

 

[Sassafrass]

Just for shits and giggles, I run up Vegnagun and steal the cake.

I then place the cake at Operation: Mi'iheen.[sp, Naturalized?]

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, Macalania...what a beautiful place.

Anyway, back to cake. I fight my way to the cake and take it back.

I place it under the watchful eye of Anima.