I put a gun against Hironobu Sakaguchi's head and threaten to kill him unless the Final Fantasy references stop. I then throw him at Yu Yevon, grab the cake and flee in a Metal Gear.
That's it! Hironobu dies!
I kill the beloved creator of the Final Fantasy series.
I then ride on Godzilla's back and lazor-blast Besaid out of existence, sending the cake drifting to the bottom of the ocean.
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