The cake game

[NinjaSkills]

I take the cake turn it into gold and give it to Zoidberg

 

[rylus5]

i shoot zoidberg...with a gun

i take the cake to the royal canadian mints gold storage facility

 

[NinjaSkills]

i break in, knocking out all of the guards, an take the cake back.

Then I sell the cake on eBay

 

[Azraellod]

i place a bid at the last moment and win.

i encase the cake in glass and put it on display.
also, on 1/10/2009, i am hiding the cake here.

 

[rylus5]

i take the cake from the case and run

i bring the cake to my underwater lair!

 

[NinjaSkills]

I evaporate the water and bomb your used to be underwater fortress.

Then I take the cake and throw it in a pool of lava

 

[rylus5]

i grab the cake with my extendo arms (again)

i give the cake to oprah to do a show on

 

[NinjaSkills]

I crash the show and shoot oprah for no reason. Then I grab the cake and say "Yoinked and away!!" as I leave the stuidio.

I then dig a hole to the earth's core and throw it in there

 

[rylus5]

i send a flying monkey to get it

i hide the cake with 100000000000000000 cakes that look just like it!

 

[Azraellod]

i pick up a random one, and get the real one by pure luck.

i digitise the cake and place it on a memory stick that also holds a virus.

 

[rylus5]

i kill this game with fire!!

i also take the stuck and plug it into you computor

 

[Azraellod]

...i created the virus. it's not going to harm my software.

i un-digitise the cake, and place it in a box marked DO NOT OPEN.

 

[rylus5]

i take the box without opening it

i put that box into another box and repeat 1000000 times,then hide the boxes in the arbiters pants!

 

[Azraellod]

boring. i make a new cake.

i place the cake in a cake stall, priced £13.

 

[rylus5]

i buy it and put in my fridge....which is guarded by a brute!

 

[Azraellod]

i place a bag over the brutes eyes, and take the cake while he is distracted.

i place the cake inside your computer monitor.

 

[Fraught]

I open up 2Girls1Cup and as the cake gets so disgusted, it literally jumps out of the monitor.

I have the cake. Also, I put it in Fort Knox.

 

[Spaghetti]

I phone up Oddjob and we break into Fort Knox stealing the cake

I give the cake to oddjob who hides it under his hat

 

[Azraellod]

i use an electromagnet to remove his hat, and thus take his only weapon. i then grab the cake.

i attach the cake to a fishing line and hold it underwater.

 

[Dumbfish1]

you mistook me for a fishing line, leaving me holding the cake and wearing a pair of wet trousers.

I give it to Medusa to guard