The cake game

[Azraellod]

Spoiler

(My "E" key isn't working, sorry)

Could you set it to Ctrl+V?

I kill them all with a can of insecticide.

I place the cake in a nuclear bunker.

 

[ljd184]

i walk into the nuclear bunker take the cake then leave .
i think someone forgot to close the door .

i turn the cake into radio waves and then send it in to deep space

 

[ljd184]

(My "E" key isn't working, sorry)

how did you get the E in key then ?

 

[Dumbfish1]

(My "E" key isn't working, sorry)

how did you get the E in key then ?

I'm pretty sure it was a joke.

I get out out my solar surfboard and ride the uv rays to deep space, yoinking the cake in the process.

I hire an elite team of ninja assassins, and hire some pirates to beat the crap out of to keep their skills highly tuned.

 

[Sam G]

(Apologies, but as of today my "A" key is also abstaining from working)

It turns out the pir4tes were more skilful th4n you thought, 4nd they kill 4ll the ninj4s before dropping de4d of liver d4m4ge.

I give the c4ke to 44ron the 4bstinent 44rdvark.

 

[Timotei]

I kill him and take it.

I give Waldo the cake.

 

[Sam G]

Where is that Waldo...? When I find him, I'll rip his eyes out and smash them with a hammer! ...Ah! There's Waldo! Come here, you!

I wipe the blood off my hands and put the cake in a quarantined area.

 

[Pm0n3y]

I press select all and find it.

i give the cake a RROD.

 

[Lullabye]

-_-......ummm, i eat the cake? Cause ima ninja!

i hide the cake in my lower intestines!

 

[Dumbfish1]

Sneak into your intestines with my superior ninja skills and grab the cake, and a half digested sandwich while I'm at it.

I hide in your intestines.

 

[Sam G]

I cleave Lullabye in half with a steak knife, reach into his intestines, drag out Dumbfish and headbutt him so hard his head flies off somewhere.

I hide the cake in my pencil case.

 

[ljd184]

my friend steals you all of your pen and finds the cake and i take the cake of him

i hide the cake under your keybored

 

[CounterAttack]

I open my laptop and take the cake out.

I hide the cake in a Media Studies exam.

 

[Earthbound Engineer]

I travel to the University, but the Professor of Media Studies sees the cake and confiscates it. After a long series of educated guesses and the use of a small Korean child, I ace the exam and the professor rewards me with the cake.

I put the cake down and shuffle it behind three boxes: a red box, a yellow box, and a blue box. Which box is it in?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Who cares? I take all three boxes and open all three simultaneously.

I then i put the cake in a episode of American Dad.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

What, you mean like... Inside the TV show? OK then. I travel inside the TV, take the cake, then burn everyone to death because I HATE American Dad.

I put the cake in a safe and bury in the middle of the Sahara Desert. Then I have several legions of armed guards patrol it 24/7, as well as Pyramid Head, Kratos and a some tanks (both the vehicles and the Left 4 Dead monster). Plus a few zerglings, just for kicks.

 

[therealsomeguy]

ok, i like a challenge

hmm...

I run in and take out as many guards as possible...no

I use the power of ROCK to cause the gaurds and pyramid head to kill themselves...no

ah bugger it, i just nuke the place a few times and grab the cake from the rubble

I hide the cake inside a sumo's ass

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

I put a blindfold on say a prayer(even though I'm an atheist), quickly pull it out then never speak of this moment again.

I do exactly the same thing as in my last post, but with a nuke-proof shield.

 

[Chronarch]

I take the whole blobfish

I then hide the blobfish in my secret underwater sea base that is not so secret anymore.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

The blobfish... Was my avatar!! I'm so glad someone finally knew what it was!
I hide the cake in my Nintendo DS. In the games, I mean, not the console itself.