The cake game

[Dumbfish1]

Luckily, you pronounce D's as l's, and I merely sidestep the citrus fruit and yoink the cake.

I hide the cake in a sealed box.

 

[Azraellod]

Spoiler

I hide the cake in some of Azraellod's invisible text. He'll tell you he typed it, but that's a lie.

Hm... I don't think I've used that for a while. Last time was page 16 I think.

I cut a hole in the box with a swiss army knife, and take the cake.

I hide the cake in a cave, and put a dragon in there to guard it.

 

[Sam G]

I equip two Wyrmbanes and cast Haste, Shell, Protect and Regen on myself, and own that ***** with a highly over-powered Limit Break.

I hide the cake in a Comic Convention.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I was hiding as a comic convention.

I hide the cake inside a giant octopus

 

[ljd184]

i get i giant shark to kill the giant octopus

i brake the cake down into its elements

 

[SteakHeart]

I use my knowledge of chemistry to turn it back.

I stuff the cake into a hole filled with carpenter ants.

 

[Azraellod]

I kill them with an insecticide, and take the cake.

I hide the cake under a tortoise.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I'm baffled as to how I could possibly get the cake from under a tortoise. Oh, no wait, I DO have half a brain cell.

After bandaging my severely bitten fingers I hide the cake inside a rampaging hot-air balloon.

 

[crepesack]

I say it's a hoax and grab the cake in the attic.

I hide the cake in teh tubez.

 

[wolfy098]

I fall threw the Tubez and get killed via terminal velocity

The cake lands on the floor next to me

My pet hides it on mars

(this cakes been threw alot)

 

[ljd184]

i train to become a astronaut and wait till the 2030 and join the mars team then go and retrieve the cake.

i put the cake no jupiter

 

[WafflesandBacon]

i go to space and get it waste of money to get it stolen again

I disguise the cake as chuck norris

 

[Pm0n3y]

I ask him to do a roundhouse kick. But he can't. Cakes can't kick.

I Rule 34 the cake.
[sup]You can't grab what you won't wanna look at![/sup]

 

[Sam G]

I close my eyes and grope blindly for the cake.

Without taking my blindfold off, I put what's probably the cake (but I dunno, it might be a poisonous scorpion) in this box:

_____
I____I

 

[Azraellod]

I destroy the lid, and get stung by a scorpion. I then decide that the scorpion is a better option then a rule 34d cake, so I grind it up and make it into a new cake.

I place the new cake in a pit of snakes.

 

[wolfy098]

I throw anti snake grenades in and run away with the cake on my back

 

[orangebandguy]

I backstab you, skillfully leaving the cake unharmed and put it in a super secret phone box.

 

[Sam G]

I whoosh into the phone box in order to change into my superhero costume to fight a giant mechanical vulture, and discover the cake inside.

I sellotape the cake to the shell of a Giant Enemy Crab.

 

[Azraellod]

I burn the toast god with my flame-thrower.

I place the slightly singed cake in a secret compartment under the stairs.

 

[ljd184]

i fell down the stairs and find the cake

i put the cake in a door