The cake game

[Azraellod]

I notice that the door has an odd bulge in it. Upon further investigation, I discover it to be the cake.

I hide the cake inside a mattress.

 

[heyheysg]

I notice that the door has an odd bulge in it. Upon further investigation, I discover it to be the cake.

I hide the cake inside a mattress.

I decide to have hot sex on the mattress, but my date sees a hot guy and runs off.

I take the cake and use it as a core for a terminator, send it back in time to kill the OP's mother, thereby creating a alternate universe where this thread never got started.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

hay guise
The rules of the almighty cake game:
1.If you have the cake, your winning. Think of capture the flag.

2.You can steal the cake ANYWAY YOU WANT. The more imaginative the better.
For example: I kick dumbfish1 into a handily situated cesspit. I have the cake!

3.Try to make it legible. Others might want to read the genius that I'm sure your post will be.

4.If I hear one person say the cake is a lie so help me!

I think I should start this off by saying, I have the cake.

 

[Sam G]

I sneak up behind you, stick an index finger in each nostril and tear your face in half.

I put the cake in a library full of landmines. If you set off a landmine, a ghost librarian will annihilate your soul.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I ain't afraid of no ghost.

I open up a can of whupass, obliterating the deceased librarian.
I hide the cake in a darkened room.

 

[Sam G]

I flick the light on, sidestep the spike-pit trap, and take the cake.

I shove the cake down my pants.

 

[ljd184]

i wait till it comes out of the offer end then take it

i hide the cake in big ben and i am not talking about the clock

 

[terribleyetfun]

I get the cake After finding big Ben and introducing him to a machete taking the cake out

I place the cake in a escape pod hurtling towards the sun.

 

[Timotei]

I dock with the escape pod.

I hide the cake in your eye

 

[Azraellod]

The horrible pain alerts me to the presence of the cake, and I convince a surgeon to extract it.

I hide the cake up a chimney.

 

[Sam G]

I send a chimmerny-sweep to get it.

I put the cake inside a living suit of armour.

 

[Azraellod]

I storm Colditz castle with my army of modern soldiers, who I send back in time to obtain the cake for me.

I place the cake on a cloud.

 

[ljd184]

i wait till a plain knock it over then catch it

i give the cake to a dog who has wings and a robot costume made out of cared bored i will name him K9 robot whiskers

 

[Pm0n3y]

He shreads you to pieces and runs over to me, since you stole him from me. He gives me the cake.

I hide the game in Modern Warfare 2.

 

[ljd184]

i take the cake of you.
why did you put a game in Modern Warfare 2?

i cut he cake in tiny little pieces then hide in a bomb

 

[Sam G]

I slice the bomb in half, pull out all the insidey stuff and filter the cake out of it. Then I take the tiny pieces of cake and glue them back together.

I flatten the cake between the pages of a book and throw it like a frisbee off a mountain.

 

[Cargando]

I use a laser cannon to boil the air in front of it, the hot air rises, but the cold air rushes down, forcing the cake into my waiting arms.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I'm disguised as your waiting arms.

I give the cake some candles, and none of you can recognize it anymore.

 

[Sam G]

I find an oddly farmiliar-looking cak3 cover3d in candl3s. Sw33t!

I giv3 th3 cak3 to some b33s.

(My "E" key isn't working, sorry)