The cake game

[Fury Is Me.]

I get a Venusaur in here and have him kill you with his type advantage.
I have the cake.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I start a Twilight club, and slit your throat when you enter.

I have the cake.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

OOOOHH VENUSAAAAUR!

*A grusome death no doubt.*
I have the cake.

 

[The Heik]

I bring a Charizard in and roast you and your Venusaur.

The cake becomes a moon made of cheese

 

[Asturiel]

I use the moon gun to shoot it down.

I place it inside the earths core and seal it with magic. The only way to break this is for three world walkers to be present at the eye and use the flame of Ugin!

[sub]Cookie for reference[/sub]

 

[CounterAttack]

I send a Tyranid Mawloc brood to burrow into the earth's core. One of them swallows the cake whole.

I hide the cake in the aforementioned Tyranid.

 

[Omegatronacles]

I don Terminator Armour with Dual lightening claws. I rip the Mawloc apart, taking the cake.

I hide the cake in the centre of my Fortress Monastery.

 

[The Heik]

I use orbital bombardment to blow apart the Fortress Monastery, then hide the cake inside Fat Bastard. Now no one wants the cake.

 

[teddy monster 5000]

I feed fat bastard a wafer thin mint and he explodes.I pick up the cake dust of the blood then hide it in MC hammers pants.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I freeze MC Hammer and steal the cake whilst wearing a hazmat suit.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

And you said you'd bake us a cake!

 

[Sgt_Jakeman214]

I was hiding on the moon in anticipation. One of you was bound to visit again eventually. I FALCON-PAWNCH Karven in the face and take the cake as my prize. I place the cake on a silver pedestal on the moon and leave it for the next person. I'd rather know that I have HAD the cake rather than get hurt so that someone else can have the cake all for themselves. Besides, I like sharing.

 

[crewman_number_6]

I ride aboard the U.S.S IHOP and beam the cake upon my ship, I tell gordan freedman to guard the cake with his mighty crowbar. I then make the U.S.S IHOP go so fast using heated anti-matter that I travel back in time and land the enterprise in the center of the colloseaum in ancient rome.

 

[teddy monster 5000]

i hop aboard my time machine and go back to Morgan freeman's childhood and destroy him i then have a quick travel back to ancient Rome and stroll aboard the u.s.s and take the cake ( mr free mans not round to protect it)

i hide the cake under a man with a top hats hat.

 

[The_Spirit_of_Epic]

i politely ask the man to move. then take the cake.

i hide the cake under my pillow

 

[crewman_number_6]

I use my slave boogie-man to eat your bed and take the cake.

I hide the cake inside of starscream

 

[skeliton112]

I hire the Agents of Cracked to get the cake for me and I then nuke it. I dont like that type of cake.

 

[Vrex360]

I reassemble the radioactive cake and then feed it to a Death Claw.

On Mount Olympus.

 

[teddy monster 5000]

I grab an axe and slay my way up mount Olympus killing gods and demi gods as i go and i take the cake.

I hide the cake in a broken vending machine.