The flat-out worst game you have ever played. EVER.
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Cliver Barker's Jericho. It's a textbook example of how to not design a game. And before anybody gets any ideas, I bought the game knowing how shitty it would be, but I had thought I would get some amusement from writing a review. Sadly, that didn't happen...
Agreed. I played it on the PS2, I gave it mercy and played it all the way through, it never got better. I'm glad I rented it.Joseph375 said:
probably Demon Stone for the PS2
it cant get more linear than this. and i played it on the hardest setting and beat it in a few hours. that unlocked another *harder* setting.
beat that is less time.
bought it for 2 dollars, so i mean... not too many complaints.
don't really get bad games then i guess.
it cant get more linear than this. and i played it on the hardest setting and beat it in a few hours. that unlocked another *harder* setting.
beat that is less time.
bought it for 2 dollars, so i mean... not too many complaints.
don't really get bad games then i guess.
Multiplayer challenges aren't exactly new.rayen020 said:
Interesting maps? Where? They're mostly asymmetrical campfests, with the worst spawnpoints I've seen in a long time.
Level design in the CoD games, even the good ones, is pretty bad. CoD4 had nice set pieces and CoD2 had fun bits, but the rest are god-awful. Any FPS game that has to funnel players through single corridors with infinitely-spawning enemies has failed at level design.
CoD's attention to detail and story...? Please tell me you're joking. The WWII CoD games revolve around WWII, and the modern-era ones are like straight-to-DVD action films. Bad story, bad writing, and so on.
The entire multiplayer is broken in MW2 and Black Ops. Balance is out of the window, as are connections, matchmaking, spawn systems, etc.
Simple FPS games like this don't survive because of the campaign, and it's rarely the strong point. If the whole game is good, the game is good. You don't call a meal good when you have an appetising steak and fecal matter on the same plate.
I wouldn't go so far to say it's the WORST. At least it's somewhat funny when played with a friend, though the reason it's funny is because it's so ridiculously bad.fingerbang143 said:
To whoever said it, thanks for reminding me - Perfect Dark Zero definitely rates highly among the worst games ever for me, as does Final Fantasy XIII. That game is fucking DIRE.
Ninjabread Man may not have had much potential to start with. It looked like a bit of lightweight platforming that might be fun or have some intersting game mechanics. What it actually was was so utterly devoid of ideas or content that I sold it back to the game store(at a loss, because apparently returning a horrible product just isn't something that game stores do, anyone want to ask how many things I've bought from them since?) the same day just to get the damned thing away from me.
Land of the Dead: Road to Fiddler's Green. I have no idea what compelled me to buy it. Luckily I was able to take it back because the disc was scratched.
I was SO FUCKING EXITED for two worlds. i peordered it a like a year before. i cried as soon as i saw the menubaddude1337 said:
gamestop would only give five dollars for it on release dsy D:
Spider-Man 3, for the wii. The controls sucked ass, and it was glitched up the rear. Example:
My mission was to take explosives to a designated drop point to prevent criminals from using them. I take them to the drop point and-
MISSION FAILED.
WHAT!!!!
and the guy I delivered explosives to still thanks me. What the fuck?
My mission was to take explosives to a designated drop point to prevent criminals from using them. I take them to the drop point and-
MISSION FAILED.
WHAT!!!!
and the guy I delivered explosives to still thanks me. What the fuck?
Metroid: Other M. There wasn't one good thing about it, absolutely horrible from start to finish.