The greatest song ever has been released
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Oh god, that made me want to die. I know that i'm being trolled, but I WILL FIX THIS, with NOSTALGIA.
I have listened to this song a number of times since first hearing about it a few days ago which got me thinking; why in the hell have I subjected myself to this filth multiple times? The answer? Like any great piece of shit, this one is layered. Sure, at first listen I noticed the simplistic lyrics, the nasal singing, the auto tune that Kanye would find excessive, but I just didn't beleive a song could be that crappy. Yes, in the world of Justin Beiber, Ke$sha, and others too numerous to name, this song took my breath away. I don't think my, or any human brain for that matter, can take this garbage in all at once. So I listened to it again, and again, each time honing in on one particular aspect, confirming along the way that yes, the lyrics really are that bad, yes, she really really really can't sing, and yes, that really is a generous use of auto-tune....really. I had to make sure my first impressions were correct, because, like I said, I just couldn't beleive a song could get it wrong on so many different levels. My brain was in cognitive dissonance. Not any more. Now my brain is sad.
Some of you may think I'm exagerating, and I am, though only a little, but true story, after my most recent listen of this song I VOMITTED! Now, it could be just coincidence, OR, my body was trying to reject something I had forced into it's system the only way it knew how. I wonder if I listen to the song again will my ears start to bleed?
P.S. Don't get me started on the music video.
Some of you may think I'm exagerating, and I am, though only a little, but true story, after my most recent listen of this song I VOMITTED! Now, it could be just coincidence, OR, my body was trying to reject something I had forced into it's system the only way it knew how. I wonder if I listen to the song again will my ears start to bleed?
P.S. Don't get me started on the music video.
Flying Dagger said:
You're all being ironic, right? Are you guys with Anonymous? Please tell me you're with anonymous?Flying Dagger said:
Also: and now I've finally heard Justin Bieber. Hoo-ray! Now that I know he's 17 years old, I feel that he has no excuse and I just want to slap him and say "stop doing that!"
Heh! You snobs with your instruments and your time signatures and your harmonies and your minor keys! Circle of what? Circle of bitches around me while my magic mic makes me sound good! Singin' 'bout them jeans, uh, uh!tragicdan said:
This isn't the best song ever, what is this.
Also, lmfao at the black guy at the end, driving like "THIS MY SHIT".
Also, lmfao at the black guy at the end, driving like "THIS MY SHIT".
Well, there go all the boy bands and 90 % of the rappers, no more Miley Cyrus, no Simpson sisters - pretty much everyone you see on Saturday Night Live not holding a guitar. They wouldn't have a career.smudgey said:
The only free space is in the back. Her choices are sitting in a seat or sitting on the handbrake.
Not only that, she just names shit she does, here's my version of the song;
I wake up at 7,
I gown downstairs,
I have some cereal,
I go to the bus stop,
My friends are in a car,
Do I sit on a seat,
Or do I sit on the bonnet,
I love fried eggs.
Not only that, she just names shit she does, here's my version of the song;
I wake up at 7,
I gown downstairs,
I have some cereal,
I go to the bus stop,
My friends are in a car,
Do I sit on a seat,
Or do I sit on the bonnet,
I love fried eggs.
Same here, oh my god I actually thought it was a piss take.Kortney said:
This shit's fucking legit. Things like this make Bieber look good... yes I did actually say that
I can actually see her being on top of America's most wanted. Fuck terrorists. Fuck mass criminal organisations. Rebecca Black, #1.
Fucking mainstream shit makes me wonder sometimes.
That's it people.. Keep bringing attention to this song, that's a great way to make it go away.
I would like to make a point (like I have in the three or four other threads like this) that Rebecca Black had no part in writing this song. Her parents paid Ark Music Factory, which is run by two (horrible) songwriters, and they made the song for her. Which is kind of sad.. Because she might of had legit talent in a few years, now her name is tarnished pretty much for ever.
She is the Star Wars kid of the music.
Also
I would like to make a point (like I have in the three or four other threads like this) that Rebecca Black had no part in writing this song. Her parents paid Ark Music Factory, which is run by two (horrible) songwriters, and they made the song for her. Which is kind of sad.. Because she might of had legit talent in a few years, now her name is tarnished pretty much for ever.
She is the Star Wars kid of the music.
Also
This is my favourite post in the last 12 months, easily.funguy2121 said:
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Not sure if troll...
You haven't heard of... well ANY other musician clearly.
>The worst song made by The Arcade Fire is better than any mainstream pop crap.
And that is my pretentiousness over for the day
Not sure if troll...
You haven't heard of... well ANY other musician clearly.
>The worst song made by The Arcade Fire is better than any mainstream pop crap.
And that is my pretentiousness over for the day