END OF FUC**** THREAD!!!!!Qitz said:
Item disposal is not my department. As for his hand, have you seen what the whore will do? She's a dirty girl.Necroid_Neko said:Please make sure the items are fully incinerated, they are somewhat...dirty...Micalas said:Oh he's one of those people that we anime fans don't talk about. The kind that doesn't just have love pillow sex, but love pillow orgies with multiples different pillows. I'm going to have to ask that you pretend that it never happened, pretend you never knew him, and just let my team take care of this. You saw nothing.
Also, apologies for the misinterpretation
Ironically he doesn't have any love pillows, just a bunch of videos and a preference for his hand over me...
Or to keep on topic, he doesn't have any love pillows but he doesn't have any love for MY pillows either! (Sorry, my sense of humour is somewhat childish ^_^)
This assumes, of course, that the gentleman in question wants anything to do with this woman in the first place, which isn't exactly a given. I mean, she's opened a conversation with a criticism, which, even if meant in a teasing way (which I'm admittedly finding quite doubtful), has obviously not come across that way for whatever reason. Offending someone is not really a good opening move in any social situation. Anyway, all this is rather besides the point. If he had wanted advice on getting a girl, or even just interacting with them, he would have asked for it. That's not what he asked however.Kendarik said:
Nope, that's just a convienient myth. A woman's face is actually a secret third breast.Forlong said:Women have faces!?Redlin5 said:You hit the nail on the head there. I'd just like to point out that while a good number of men look at breasts first, most of my friends and I look at the face first
Oh lighten up. I'm sure a few of them would actually embrace these words with a positive connotation.SirBryghtside said:No. Just... no. I get that you're trying to be funny, but that kind of discrimination, especially against transsexuals, is a serious issue.GigaHz said:Can't we just use freaks or weirdos as a blanket statement?
Was this two separate thoughts originally? If not how does one have the internets "out"?nicole1207 said:
This was clearly a case of fingers going much slower than brain! I was referring to having my breasts 'out' and the first bit was about the internet. Come on hands, keep up!artanis_neravar said:
Ah, well that clears things up a bit, although I must admit I am a little disappointed now, I was hoping there were girls out there with the internet on their chest, ah wellnicole1207 said:
Is she flat chested? Perchance a eeny weeny bit of jealousy going on? /***** mode offParagon Fury said:
Muscles =/= breasts. Moobs are never attractive...Guffe said:
Well with the advances in bionic addons maybe one day it will be possible! nipples could be like those mouse nubs they had on older laptops!artanis_neravar said:
That would be awesome!!damselgaming said:
Several problems here. The first being that there is no way to definitively extrapolate whether or not the OP found the lady in question attractive and even then if he actually has any interest in pursuing her. I don't know about the OP, but personally if I'm minding my own business and someone approaches me completely unprovoked simply to throw some condescending lecture or obnoxious potshot at my personal tastes my way, then I don't give a shit how attractive the guy/girl in question is, at the best of moods I'll offer up a snarky retort, but more likely than not I'll tell them to fuck off and stop bothering me (or more to that effect, than those exact words). Personality means a hell of a lot more than physical attraction in my book and I really don't take kindly to people encroaching on my personal space or insulting me without warrant, so I've no qaulms about getting rid of them and first impressions are rather crucial. I mean even if you're working from the assumption that she was being jocular and simply wanted to start up a conversation, why in the hell would you open with that? Why would they risk making such a piss poor first impression that could risk the person they're speaking to seeing them as a rude and invasive jerk? Surely if you're looking to get an actual conversation out of someone you'd open with something less condescending and inflammatory like 'Hey, whatcha reading there?' or something innocuous to that effect. It's pretty myopic on her part, to think there's no way for the other person to construe the kind of introduction she gave as patronising and invasive. The fact that the OP said nothing would indicate to me that he simply did not want to talk to her (personally nor would I in such a scenario) and to that effect he got a positive outcome as she decided to leave. The impression I get is that she was just looking to insult or mess with him; I've had guys who I can definitively say were straight pestering me in similar circumstances to try and work me up for their amusement and a response if not delivered right, may have dragged out the conversation and given her the satisfaction. The OP doesn't sound particularly fond of her, so I imagine he got exactly what he wanted from his silence.Kendarik said:
No problem at all, nothing bad came from it, except my friend standing next to me probably won't let me live this down for awhiledamselgaming said:
I don't know where are you from, but in my country you could be called a pervert if you "admire" at a woman's ass. Also, it probably didn't help that you were looking at a cartoon's boobs, which can only be intentionally designed to titillate the audience.Paragon Fury said: