I'm not at all against using the internet for 'personal reasons', but unless I have them 'out' I am not usually wanting them to have any attention. Hence dressing up to go out.
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It turns out that breasts are a lot like genitals from the point of view of the female brain.
Why nipples stimulate the same area of the female brain as genitals do [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2022385/Why-nipples-stimulate-area-female-brain-genitals-do.html]
Over the years I've found this knowledge useful for explaining many things. It should be standard cultural knowledge.
Why nipples stimulate the same area of the female brain as genitals do [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2022385/Why-nipples-stimulate-area-female-brain-genitals-do.html]
Over the years I've found this knowledge useful for explaining many things. It should be standard cultural knowledge.
Was this two separate thoughts originally? If not how does one have the internets "out"?nicole1207 said:
This was clearly a case of fingers going much slower than brain! I was referring to having my breasts 'out' and the first bit was about the internet. Come on hands, keep up!artanis_neravar said:
Ah, well that clears things up a bit, although I must admit I am a little disappointed now, I was hoping there were girls out there with the internet on their chest, ah wellnicole1207 said:
Is she flat chested? Perchance a eeny weeny bit of jealousy going on? /***** mode offParagon Fury said:
Muscles =/= breasts. Moobs are never attractive...Guffe said:
Well with the advances in bionic addons maybe one day it will be possible! nipples could be like those mouse nubs they had on older laptops!artanis_neravar said:
That would be awesome!!damselgaming said:
And on a side note, you have managed to confuse me twice in one day, it took me a good 5 mins to figure out why your name wasn't the same name as the one I quoted XD
Several problems here. The first being that there is no way to definitively extrapolate whether or not the OP found the lady in question attractive and even then if he actually has any interest in pursuing her. I don't know about the OP, but personally if I'm minding my own business and someone approaches me completely unprovoked simply to throw some condescending lecture or obnoxious potshot at my personal tastes my way, then I don't give a shit how attractive the guy/girl in question is, at the best of moods I'll offer up a snarky retort, but more likely than not I'll tell them to fuck off and stop bothering me (or more to that effect, than those exact words). Personality means a hell of a lot more than physical attraction in my book and I really don't take kindly to people encroaching on my personal space or insulting me without warrant, so I've no qaulms about getting rid of them and first impressions are rather crucial. I mean even if you're working from the assumption that she was being jocular and simply wanted to start up a conversation, why in the hell would you open with that? Why would they risk making such a piss poor first impression that could risk the person they're speaking to seeing them as a rude and invasive jerk? Surely if you're looking to get an actual conversation out of someone you'd open with something less condescending and inflammatory like 'Hey, whatcha reading there?' or something innocuous to that effect. It's pretty myopic on her part, to think there's no way for the other person to construe the kind of introduction she gave as patronising and invasive. The fact that the OP said nothing would indicate to me that he simply did not want to talk to her (personally nor would I in such a scenario) and to that effect he got a positive outcome as she decided to leave. The impression I get is that she was just looking to insult or mess with him; I've had guys who I can definitively say were straight pestering me in similar circumstances to try and work me up for their amusement and a response if not delivered right, may have dragged out the conversation and given her the satisfaction. The OP doesn't sound particularly fond of her, so I imagine he got exactly what he wanted from his silence.Kendarik said:
No problem at all, nothing bad came from it, except my friend standing next to me probably won't let me live this down for awhiledamselgaming said:
I don't know where are you from, but in my country you could be called a pervert if you "admire" at a woman's ass. Also, it probably didn't help that you were looking at a cartoon's boobs, which can only be intentionally designed to titillate the audience.Paragon Fury said:
I guess the aesop of the story is: don't stare at women. You may think they could take your "admiration" as a compliment, but its not. That's a general rule of thumb that I guess works well in every culture.
Cuz bitches be crazy.
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I kid, sort of.
I think it's because she thought you were looking at a fake woman from a show like some one else said.
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I kid, sort of.
I think it's because she thought you were looking at a fake woman from a show like some one else said.
That is awesomely quotable! I'm putting it in my list of quotes. You two now got a place in history...or something totally different and way smaller. Namely a text file. Whatever the case, you are allowed to feel pride for being there.Woodsey said:
I will sympathise... I am a boob man myself... and although I am very subtle, and have never been called out in my life, I do like a quick shufti every now and again[footnote]I would like to point out here, that it is not a perverted obsession, just a natural interest in the female form... common amongst all sexually active males, especially those recently single![/footnote]... Human nature, (for some, not all!) probably something Freudian about it too...
Then again, the image of well endowed women is attributed to perverted males, and that is always a sore spot for insecure attention grabbers such as your new friend from your class! You can't stop that, so you might as well get used to it...
Then again, the image of well endowed women is attributed to perverted males, and that is always a sore spot for insecure attention grabbers such as your new friend from your class! You can't stop that, so you might as well get used to it...
Firstly, while making new friends is good, again, you make the assumption that this is what he wanted. Not liking a person or wanting to be friends with them isn't anti-social. Everyone does it at some point. You seem to assume the OP is some socially awkward guy who can't hold a conversation or make friends, which is the bit that concerns me. It might well be true, but it's kind of a harsh observation to make straight off the bat, especially when you don't have all the facts.Kendarik said:
. . . and then went on to assume I'm like that too, which was a bit uncalled for, although we're on the internet so I guess that's pretty mild, comparatively speaking.