The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

217not237

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Mass Effect 3:

In the middle of a firefight, I get low on health and dive into the nearest cover. A Cerberus Centurion then sneaks up on me, game over.
 

Lugbzurg

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There was this stupid, explosive, spiky atom bomb thing spinning around me. I could not escape it. My antenna would not let it go. I had to make it through a narrow passage. A few hops down, it exploded.
 

Wilda426

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I must be a time traveler then cause I was killed by machine gun fire while storming the beaches of Normandy. It will be painful. Game-MOHAA.
 

eventhorizon525

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A geth hunter's unfortunately (for me) placed shotgun blast as I rush to save teammates? Least I got biotics prior to that death.
 

8bitlove2a03

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I can't remember exactly what death I got, but I'm pretty sure I'll be blown apart by a TF2 soldier's rocket launcher.

KA-RIT.
 

SanguineScale

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I accidentally ran into Death during a Grind run in Persona 3. He froze the hell out of me.... I'm hoping that it's over quickly :(
 

T8B95

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So I'm going to be picked up by a dragon and thrown off the tallest building in the world?

There are worse ways to go.
 

Tiger Sora

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So I'm going to die piloting a Thor against a whole wack of Zerg, Protoss and Terran working together?

In reality, they're gona need a lot of troops to take me down. But what a glorious death it shall be.
 

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Hmm... Actually the last time I played a video game it ended with me beating the game and surviving...

Does this mean I'm going to win and get to see the ending cut scene?!
 

Kyr Knightbane

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I'm gonna die alot. Last game i played was Demon's Souls, and since i'm dead already and the nexus has me, i'm gonna keep dying.

OT: I'm gonna be burned to a crisp by a bipedal Flame Demon called Flamelurker. Dude is OP around NG+++++
 

pendragonown

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The last game I played was Advance Wars Dual Strike, and I quit the map because I messed up beyond saving it so...I quit life?
 

Razoack

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Right, so im going to be burned to a crisp by a woman that turns into a dragon. (LoL - Shyvana)
 

nameless023

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Can't recall which one was the latest so I'll mention both of them: I'll either get killed by a shady mercenary's Laser Pistol after having my entire left side mutilated by a nearby missile explosion OR I'll die after having my chest torn open by an angry couple of Deathclaws (that I might have provoked after a failed attempt to land a grenade under them)... Either way it will be quite painful D:


(I was playing Fallout 3, in case you didn't figure that out)
 

wintercoat

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Quazimofo said:
wintercoat said:
I am going to be killed by a Zombie king who usurped power from his stupid zombie nephew who thinks he's French. All while after breaking out of his dungeon.
what game are you playing? because that sounds frigging stupid as hell..... AND I LOVE IT!

as for me, i got shot. in the face. many times. straightforward, not particularly painful if the first one or 2 kills me, and quick if they have good aim (quick and painless here... whats the word? to say cannot have one without the other, but in one word)
Breath of Death VII: The Beginning. It's an oldschool-style RPG with an awesome sense of humor. I heartily endorse it.
 

Agayek

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Sean Hollyman said:
How did you die, in what game, and how painful do you think it's going to be?
So I'm going to telekinetically attempt to move an electrified crossbow bolt trailing a wire and turn too far so that the cable touches me and kills me.

Huh, that doesn't sound terribly pleasant (though there are worse ways to go). At least I'll have Plasmids when I go.