*shrug* I just don't see how you can make a point about a theme of pedophilia at all, nor do I remember a single reference to Links age at all in the game. In fact, I'm gonna call you out on the age thing. He's been young in other games, but in this one he's the adult link, and as tall or taller than any of the adult males in the game. To claim "there's this really creepy pedophilic and zooiphalic undertone that pervades the game's atmosphere" you kinda need a more substantial base than a goofy picture of midna riding on a wolf. She smacks the wolf to make him run, not to spank him as a reward, it's pretty fucking obvious that you made it juvenile.
The plot points in the game are simplistic, explained once, and then not mentioned again. He turns into a wolf because he's the hero, and Midna explains that it's said among her people that said hero would turn into a blue eyed beast. It's arguably lame, but not nonsensical, they just chalk it up to magic and legend. You can argue that it's a dumb story, but it's easy enough to understand.
In other words, you had a decent idea for a review, and I cant fault you for disliking a game, but you added some really wierd fluff that most most people didn't see.
The plot points in the game are simplistic, explained once, and then not mentioned again. He turns into a wolf because he's the hero, and Midna explains that it's said among her people that said hero would turn into a blue eyed beast. It's arguably lame, but not nonsensical, they just chalk it up to magic and legend. You can argue that it's a dumb story, but it's easy enough to understand.
In other words, you had a decent idea for a review, and I cant fault you for disliking a game, but you added some really wierd fluff that most most people didn't see.