The Ones Who Knock
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You forgot to add in "Game of Thrones" spoilers.
Also I cannot imagine the endless rivers of tears that will spawn when the TV show ends.
It will be a feels-apocalypse.
Also I cannot imagine the endless rivers of tears that will spawn when the TV show ends.
It will be a feels-apocalypse.
I got a laugh to and am yet to watch any Breaking Bad. Yay, I'm going to have a great time avoiding spoilers when awbody else has seen and is discussing it!
I've known folks who purposely put 'Please give blood' stickers by their front doors to keep Jehovah's Witnesses at bay.
I've known folks who purposely put 'Please give blood' stickers by their front doors to keep Jehovah's Witnesses at bay.
Heh.
Mind you, apparently orb spiders work as well. In that my mum heard Mormons come up to the house, and decide not to continue, citing the spiders as a reason.
Mind you, apparently orb spiders work as well. In that my mum heard Mormons come up to the house, and decide not to continue, citing the spiders as a reason.
Truly, Satan dwells within that house.
Never heard of it at all? I'm not sure if "bad sign" is the right term. "Impressively oblivious", maybe. Where do you live?Akisa said:
Fun (/arbitrary) fact: I actually know a Jehovah's Witness named Paul.
Normally anyone would be forgiven, but in your case, with 386 posts on the Escapist... Yes, it is a problem.Akisa said:
I'm sure it is. Does your friend really believe in Celtic Neopaganism?MinionJoe said:Avoidant.
My housemate always invites them in, offers them tea, and explains neo-Celtic paganism to them.
It's fun to watch.
Brilliant! Though to be honest...
The concept of guard-spiders is both terrifying and ingenious. The house I grew up in used to have a similar defense...evidently there was a wasp nest somewhere in the wall right behind our doorbell...because every time someone rang it 3 or 4 of the angry buggers would fly out from a crack in the wall and harass whoever was standing on our porch.thaluikhain said:
A place with internet. He probably doesn't visit 9GAG. I live in South Africa and literally only heard about it on 9gag.Thunderous Cacophony said:
OT: LOVE Erin's "No, Mr.Bond, I expect you to play Superman 64" face
That said, that sign wouldn't stop me I've already ruined the whole show for myself without seeing more than three pictures of it.
I do like Erin's expression, though.
Also, I'm disappointed by the lack of excellent tags.
I must say that the ending of Breaking Bad is nothing worth writing home about, and definitely not worth spoiling. Because basically
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Shame such a good show had such a rushed final season and such a disappointing final episode.
And a family friend of my partner's parents once told us he had some original Adolf Hitler speeches on old records in his record collection. I suggested he'd put those on when Jehova's would come by his door as they're rather rife in that area. There were enough laughs that I wouldn't be surprised if he'd actually try it.
nothing really happens. There's no ending to speak of, it has nothing to do with the stuff we saw in the first episode after the hiatus. How did he survive his cancer? How does everyone know he's Heisenberg while he's still not caught by the cops. Hell, how did he stay out of the police's hands in the first place? And most importantly; what the fuck was he doing with that huge machinegun in his trunk?!
No closure, no happenings, no nothing. It felt like an ending made to appease a corporate board, to make it so non-descriptive and open that they could still make some new seasons if they feel like it, just to get more money out of it.
No closure, no happenings, no nothing. It felt like an ending made to appease a corporate board, to make it so non-descriptive and open that they could still make some new seasons if they feel like it, just to get more money out of it.
Shame such a good show had such a rushed final season and such a disappointing final episode.
We once turned up a game of Unreal Tournament 99 real loud when some Jehova's came a-knocking. The faces they made while hearing extremely loud cries of HEADSHOOOT and MULTI KIIILL were so damn worth it.MinionJoe said:Avoidant.
My housemate always invites them in, offers them tea, and explains neo-Celtic paganism to them.
It's fun to watch.
And a family friend of my partner's parents once told us he had some original Adolf Hitler speeches on old records in his record collection. I suggested he'd put those on when Jehova's would come by his door as they're rather rife in that area. There were enough laughs that I wouldn't be surprised if he'd actually try it.
It's funny, my folks and I have recently started watching Breaking Bad. We're about halfway through the second season at the moment and holy shit it's so good. How the hell did I miss this for so long??
Really? My step-dad says that if you open the door while naked, they turn a most lovely shade of red and tell the other's to avoid that house. Personally, I'd just draw a pentagram on my door to keep them at bay.Teoes said:
Wait, the last episode was this weekend, not the previous one?! So there's an episode 16?Furioso said:
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Ahahahahaha... Better go watch it then. Still, at least my critique on the last season as a whole stands. It was so sadly rushed.
I found a pretty good technique to get door spammers to go away. I tell them I'm in the middle of doing chores but they can come in and talk while I do them, and they get totally excited.
Then when they get inside I start cleaning a gun and not paying attention to them at all.
Usually they let themselves out.
Then when they get inside I start cleaning a gun and not paying attention to them at all.
Usually they let themselves out.