The Pickup Artist

Imre Csete

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I don't want to know how Open World with modding tools is going to fit in this context. :D
 

freaper

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Rated T for teen?

I was somehow expecting a guy giving a pick-up truck an extreme makeover. This will do for now.
 

shadowxvii

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There really id a lot more possibilities

- Playable with one hand ?
- Offers a great variety of hats ?
- Delayed ?
- Plug-n-play ?
- Kickstarted ?
- Developed by a multicultural team of various faiths and beliefs ?
- Reviewed by Yahtzee ?
- Used ?
- Offers hundreds of hours of gameplay ?
 

ShindoL Shill

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Jul 11, 2011
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Overhyped?
Overpriced?
Oversexualised?
Including a good soundtrack?
With lots of moral choices that ultimately mean nothing?
With countless, near-identical sequels?
With an overly long tutorial?
Real time strategy?

Uh... with a hole you can put your dick in? I think I'm out...
 

RA92

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Imre Csete said:
I don't want to know how Open World with modding tools is going to fit in this context. :D
Lets you walk all over him/her and provides easy access to nudity. :p
 

yellost

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early-access... is that promoting child abuse ? XD
Man, I was already against the practice before but this is just lighting it in a whole new way...
 

Glodenox

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It's been a while since I've laughed so hard at a comic. Thanks for that! :)
 

shadowmagus

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I've got enough friends that still play the field that I'm going to steal that pokemon line in the near future. That was simply priceless.
 

shadowxvii

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RA92 said:
shadowxvii said:
- Reviewed by Yahtzee ?
More like abused by Yahtzee.
It depends if the girl/game is another Ride to Hell, or more like Portals ("tight" and full of mystery holes that leads to dangerous areas).

Also following in the Yahtzee mindset, always better with a jetpack ?
 

Ratty

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Casual?
Hardcore?
(How have these not be used yet? XD)

deserteagleeye said:
Headsprouter said:
Ummm...Free to play?

EDIT: Holy bejesus i just realised early access could imply that he likes underage grillz.
I was thinking it meant something along the lines of a pre-op tranny...
Just to let you know, please don't use the word tranny. It's a derogatory term and is the equivalent of something like "fag". Though it's still better than "shemale" which as I understand was created by a paranoid TERF "feminist" who thinks that trans women were some kind of "infiltration agents" of the spooky Patriarchy. Also not all transgendered people get surgery.
 

TemperHoof

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What? Has no one here had a Girl Friend yet? Clearly you guys missed out on the important parts:

Pay to Play
Monthly Subscription Fees
DLC
You need purchase various accessories you'll never actually use
Non-Disclosure Agreement
Alpha Testing
Beta Testing
Crowd Funding

And most importantly...

Not Backwards-Compatible

All of this can easily apply to a long-term relationship.
 

Imre Csete

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TemperHoof said:
What? Has no one here had a Girl Friend yet? Clearly you guys missed out on the important parts:

Pay to Play
Monthly Subscription Fees
DLC
You need purchase various accessories you'll never actually use
Non-Disclosure Agreement
Alpha Testing
Best Testing
Crowd Funding

And most importantly...

Not Backwards-Compatible

All of this can easily apply to a long-term relationship.
Expansion pack 9 months after release.