The Pickup Artist

[Peregrin130]

Now THAT'S more like it !

Welcome back, Critical Miss.

 

[Boris Goodenough]

-Buggy.

Bah ninjaed, I was going to say full of bugs...

 

[Alleged_Alec]

Lacking physical feedback?
Full of unnecessary tutorials?
Fun for the entire family?
Not meant for casuals?
With a mind-blowingly stupid plot?

 

[Paragon Fury]

Front-loaded with little depth?

Pay-to-win?

 

[Uriel_Hayabusa]

- You can keep coming back to it without getting bored

 

[PunkRex]

Something my big brother gave me after he'd finished with it...

WHAT!?

 

[Varya]

Graphically mediocre, but superb art-direction

 

[yamy]

-On Steam?
-Easy to control?
-On the Xbone?
-2nd hand?
-in the Cloud?
-Modded?
-rated E for Everyone?
-ESBR 3+?
-Brought to you by EA?

 

[And Man]

Stop 'N' Swop? (hope someone gets the reference)

 

[Scars Unseen]

Designed by committee
Overdeveloped graphics with no substance behind it
No replay value
A disappointing grind
Disapproved by Anita Sarkeesian
The good parts are locked behind a pay wall
Superficially reminiscent of better ones you had years ago
Nintendo Hard
Full of bugs
Compromised by a Trojan
Illegal in several countries
Cross platform

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Hm let's see;

- Limited edition
- 60 fps
- Better with kinect
- Unforseen consequences
- Branching dialogue
- 80% off
- Pay what you want
- Subscription service
- Achievements
- With silent protaganist

Yeah I think I'm done.

 

[Sealpower]

Abandonware?
3 for 2 from the bin in the back of the shop?
Requiring dedicated extra hardware?

Yeah, I'm done too.

 

[Somethingfake]

Motion controlled?

 

[King of Asgaard]

Misogynistic?
Has a progression system?
Needs a season pass?
Wiimote required?

 

[deserteagleeye]

Just to let you know, please don't use the word tranny. It's a derogatory term and is the equivalent of something like "fag". Though it's still better than "shemale" which as I understand was created by a paranoid TERF "feminist" who thinks that trans women were some kind of "infiltration agents" of the spooky Patriarchy. Also not all transgendered people get surgery.

I'm gonna say I know and I don't care...to both.

 

[lacktheknack]

Always causing drama when talked about?

 

[gamegod25]

-has to call home once a day?

 

[RedmistSM]

Really great last panel, the build-up was excellent this week.

 

[Skeleon]

A sand box?
...ouch.

EDIT: Yeah, it seems no one used this one in three pages yet!

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Timed Exclusive?

Family package?

T for Teen?