The Pickup Artist

AkaDad

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Played with 3 other people.
Rented.
With peripherals.
On a 2 for 1 sale.
Modded.
Discounted.
 

Something Amyss

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Grahav said:
If I were their friends I would remind them not put it in crazy assholes.
They probably wouldn't listen.

Besides, I don't think it'd make any difference. Erin burns things down because she's bored. It's not like she's going to set you on more firererer for not calling in the morning.

Objectable said:
Can we see more of Erin in that dress? She looks kind of adorable.
Erin in a dress is awesome.
 

Naqel

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Headsprouter said:
EDIT: Holy bejesus i just realised early access could imply that he likes underage grillz.
Or the type that goes: "Sex first, names later."
 

Grahav

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Grahav said:
If I were their friends I would remind them not put it in crazy assholes.
They probably wouldn't listen.

Besides, I don't think it'd make any difference. Erin burns things down because she's bored. It's not like she's going to set you on more firererer for not calling in the morning.
Considering how she is, I think it is more probable that she would be the one not to call.
 

mysecondlife

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Playstation (Now)
Share Play
Action adventure
Shooter
Piracy
Grinding
Region lock :(

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THIS MUST CONTINUE!
 

Something Amyss

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Grahav said:
Considering how she is, I think it is more probable that she would be the one not to call.
Either way, your ass is on fire, so why not just enjoy the ride?

DarklordKyo said:
sharware?
Might want to add some text to avoid a low content warning. Not flaming, just trying to help.
 

Grahav

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Zachary Amaranth said:
Grahav said:
Considering how she is, I think it is more probable that she would be the one not to call.
Either way, your ass is on fire, so why not just enjoy the ride?

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Exactly. Why she doesn't let her friend and the red women see if they would like to fire up their genitalias? It is like she is cockblocking the guy out of jealousy because she can't get dick.

What a jerk.
 

Nurb

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The more time goes on, the more she shows herself to be a sad, bitter person who needs to bring down others for attempting to achieve greater success.

So she's perfect for the video game industry!
 

Olas

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Backwards compatible?

Oh no wait, that's consoles

Highly replayable?
DRM enabled?
Broken AI?

I'm not very good at this.

Open world?
Yearly releases.

I give up.
 

Draconalis

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TopazFusion said:
This is legit the first thing that came to mind.

I'm glad you said it so I didn't have to possible incur the wraith of low post content.
 

Oly J

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composed principally of plastic?

entirely digital?

in a box with a manual?

text based?

adventurous and with as little dialogue as possible?

um...easily pirated?
 

conmag9

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The burn-to-dialogue ratio is near 1:1 Cap'n! She cannae take any more snark!

*Erin's mental engine room explodes*
 

truckspond

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This really is the joke that keeps on giving. I am bracing for the large amount of "low content" warnings resulting from the majority of posts in this thread.

That being said: Here are my contributions to the joke

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ummm...

They've all been said...