The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[Ghengis John]

Alice; Madness Returns. I hope I get the adult "victorian england" one, because the girly one...

Seriously? Do you really want to have sex with a crazy hallucinating girl who carries a large kitchen knife? She is somewhat attractive, and her craziness is not without it's perverse appeal... but odds are good you will contract a bad case of horribly murdered. You had best run, very quickly away. Before she envisions you as a giant wasp or something.

 

[Rikkano]

The Nameless One, from Planescape Torment. Oh dear. Considering he left his eye to pay up debt in a bar, I'd say no.

 

[JWRosser]

Serious Sam?

Well...gosh...I...um...heh...I...gee...uh...heh....wow...um....hoo boy....um...eehh....er...I...gosh....squee....seriously?

 

[jakjay1995]

The protaginist from Persona 4. This is fine by me.

 

[snagli]

Gross, a tensome with the cast of TF2. Why didn't I play Bayonetta before writing this post?

 

[xemnahort]

I cheated by not replying until I finished reading the comments and put in Wet. (Dodged the bullet with my recently made male Shepard)

 

[Oisin XD]

Who is the protagonist of TF2? All nine classes at the same time, perhaps?

 

[Qitz]

The Minecraft Guy? With a Dalek Skin at that. Talk about square peg, round hole.

 

[GGZeta]

Let's see, the last game I played was Torchlight with my creepy masked treasure hunting femme protagonist... yea. I guess that'd be okay, but I have this feeling her dog would watch the whole time and that kinda creeps me out. At least I hope that's all her dog would do. On second thought, maybe I'll just skip it. I just terrified myself.

 

[pspman45]

Faith from Mirror's Edge
yes please

 

[Quiet2142]

Uhh, mine wouldn't work. Undead females are kinda missing those parts. Though mine did make it through the revival process remarkably well...

 

[Epicspoon]

that would be......
deadpool!?!?!? should I do this?
okay time for pros and cons
cons: I'm not gay, he might actually be trying to kill me, he's ugly as fuck under that mask
Pros: he's deadpool.....

okay i'll do it.

 

[Balmarog]

Does the champion I was playing on League of Legends count? If so...let's get busy Morgana.

 

[Suijen]

Psycho from Crysis, nanosuit with maximum strength.

This isn't going to end well for our heroes.

The last thing you see before the credits roll in Warhead is this: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a355/suijen/Crysis%20Warhead/textures1.jpg?t=1309934691

 

[Epicspoon]

*peers at Dyshana [http://i.imgur.com/06HVU.jpg]

... Thank you. I can die happily now.

I would consider either Leonhardt or Rex to be the main character. Speaking of Agarest, I got Sieghart from Record of Agarest War Zero. No thanks. I don't swing that way.

Oh hush. They are around for one generation each and have a semi-appearance in the perfect ending route. Unlike Dyshana who is always around to take care of your brats. *clings to her leg* ... Or what about Ellis?

Ellis is fine too. Either way, you are lucky. Me on the other hand, not so much.

Ummm Okami....

Ummm....

think about it this way.... how often do you get the chance to bang A GOD!?!?!?
besides Amaterasu was originally human shaped. I mean in the actual mythology that is not the game so if you bend the rules a bit.....

 

[silver chocobo]

Sorry Link not a chance

 

[Halceon]

Let's see. Last game I played was Solar 2, the protagonist is a binary star system. Not possible. The game before that was EU III, the protagonist was a country. Still not possible. The game before that was Democracy 2, in which the protagonist is me. I'll fap later. The game beofre that, Frozen Synapse, the protagonist is - surprise, surprise - me, the game even alludes to the fact several times. So I guess I'll be fapping twice to a picture of earth and the stars?

 

[Cap'n Moe]

Awwwww crap! Garcia effin' Hotspur! I dunno, even as a man im kinda torn on that one...no pun intended...If his woman Paula gets involved, I would say yes.

 

[Sarah Kerrigan]

Garcia Hotspur from Shadows of The Damned.

Why hello there....8D