The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[Lenvoran]

League of Legends doesn't really have a main character... But the last three characters I played are Caitlyn, Akali, and Kayle.

I'm good for it.

 

[Orange Lazarus]

Ezio Auditore. Could be worse I guess.

 

[SoranMBane]

Nice time for me to finally get around to playing Beyond Good and Evil. Sorry Jade, I'm not really into other chicks, no matter how awesome they are.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Freecell, as it happens.

How does that work? Am I fucking a deck of cards, or is it the Queen of Spades?

 

[teh_Canape]

Firefly from Zero Flight?

dear god, no

 

[Soupy George]

Chopper Harris from Killing Floor? Psycho football hooligan turned monster slayer? Eek... be gentle with me.. (runs)

 

[mikey7339]

Um....So it was Buffy, Machete, Freddie Kreuger, and the dude from The Walking Dead...Can it just be Buffy or does it gotta be all four of them?! O shit, George Romaro too?! Can it just be Buffy, please!?!!

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Wait, I get to have sex with Jade from Beyond Good and Evil?! Woo hoo!

 

[LarenzoAOG]

I would run away from Rico Rodriguez and his fearsome grappling hook.

 

[Danman1]

Sorry, King Dannigan Flannigan of mount&blade. I'm not gonna have fun with it either.

 

[an_luas]

Lets see the alst 3 games I've played dont actually have a main character/protagonist. That leaves it with inFamous... hmmm I dunno but there is something about Cole that I find electrifying!

 

[Charisma]

Chell is pretty cute. Better yet she doesn't talk! Then again, does that mean she also doesn't moan? :/

 

[Pappytech]

Soap MacTavish. Yeah, not gonna happen.

 

[Robot n.o 9124791234]

The squad leader from SWAT 4?

Me: No, I do not want to see the gun you have in your pants
Him :But it's huge!
Me: I don't care!
Him :Okay, get the taser on him
Me: *screams in a massive amount of pain* n-no...
Him: He's uncooperative, use the pepper spray
Me: RRAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!! MY EYES!!!IT BURNS!!!!! But.....must....not..become...gay
Him: Deploy the less-than-lethal shotgun (If you don't know it shoots beanbag rounds)
Me: OH, FUCK THAT HURT....still not having sex with you
Him: Use the pepper-ball (That's like a paint ball gun, but with more force and the balls are filled with pepper spray)
Me: MY EYES AGAIN!!!!IT BURNS EVEN MORE!!!!! Must....not....
Him: Use the grenades (All the grenades were non-lethal)
*Flashbang*
Me: Fuck, my ears.....Can't see....
*Stinger* (It's a grenade that explodes small rubber balls)
Me: GGAAAHHH!! It hurts everywhere! aah...
*CS gas* (aka tear gas)
Me: damn, damn, damn
Him: Get out the grenade launcher and load it with a baton (Dense rubber projectile)
Me: OH, THE PAIN!!!!
Him: Lets start again with the taser
Me: Oh Shit.....


I just realized that there were a lot of non-lethal weapons in that game.

 

[Sixcess]

My Fallen Earth character - blonde, female, hot, lots of guns and leather. Thank god I was in the mood for some post-apocalyse tonight and not Minecraft...

 

[Grayjack]

*peers at Dyshana [http://i.imgur.com/06HVU.jpg]

... Thank you. I can die happily now.

I would consider either Leonhardt or Rex to be the main character. Speaking of Agarest, I got Sieghart from Record of Agarest War Zero. No thanks. I don't swing that way.

 

[conflictofinterests]

Oh, Commander Shepard, I'm not often attracted to women, but those fierce green eyes seem to peer directly into my soul! Take me now!

 

[Nohra]

I wouldn't touch Recette, but Charme, Tear, Prime, and Nagi, definitely. :v

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Great, it's Naruto.
I'll take the Sakura approach.