The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

Ren3004

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I was playing Enslaved... Let's go ahead and consider Trip the protagonist, shall we? That seems good.
 

CruxisCalling

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The last game I played was Dragon Age 2, but my Hawke ended up being straight so I can't see that happening... but she is good looking.

Too bad it wasn't Origins, in which my character was bisexual and my type. And maybe she would bring Zevran?
 

LiberalSquirrel

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FalloutJack said:
Soul Calibur 4 doesn't HAVE a protagonist. Only 'whoever you're playing as'. Ergo, I go into Character Creation and make a sexy female.
Actually, I'd say you're out of luck- I believe Siegfried would be the protaganist. (My apologies.) Still, good to see someone that's playing SC on the Escapist.
 

Tiger Sora

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Ohh mother of mercy I last played TF2. I'm just gona walk infront of an enemy level 3 sentry and end it all now. If not well I guess I'll have to go with Scout.
 

zspartancats

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Lets see.....aw man.

Technically, I would be having sex with a little green army man.

How would that work?
 

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I'm just gonna pretend I was playing female Shepard...

OR that I was playing League of Legends as Lux...

Dayum, Lux ;)

<3
 

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Back off, Maria. Back the hell off. No, don't go for that sword. Don't even think about it. You have no idea just how well I can graze. Trying to intimidate me? Not working! Not in the least!

(Anyone who can figure out which game it was from just the name and the fact she has a sword needs to spend a lot less money on games.)
 

FalloutJack

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LiberalSquirrel said:
FalloutJack said:
Soul Calibur 4 doesn't HAVE a protagonist. Only 'whoever you're playing as'. Ergo, I go into Character Creation and make a sexy female.
Actually, I'd say you're out of luck- I believe Siegfried would be the protaganist. (My apologies.) Still, good to see someone that's playing SC on the Escapist.
Nope, I deny that. This is a fighting game. Fighting games have a range of people to play with and it is whoever you used that is central to it at the time. And I...have not actually used Siggy yet. Sorry, it's a wossname... Loophole.
 

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...I didn't even like inFamous that much, and I certainly don't like Cole that way. Why couldn't I have played SoulCalibur IV instead? Plenty of attractive protagonistic women in that...
 

moretwocents

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Ethan from Pokemon Heartgold?
Aren't you a little... young for that?
Not that I swing that way, or anything.
 

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I just got done playing TF2, and there are 9 guys... 18 if you count both teams, I guess I really don't have much of a choice *thinks of a happy time*
 

Zorak the Mantis

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Hmm, I don't swing that way but Daniel, from Amnesia: The Dark Descent, is definitely a no. Too crazy and messed up by the crap he has to endure, although the British accent is nice.
 

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Tiger Sora said:
Ohh mother of mercy I last played TF2. I'm just gona walk infront of an enemy level 3 sentry and end it all now. If not well I guess I'll have to go with Scout.
Here lies scout, he ran fast and died a virgin.
 

LiberalSquirrel

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FalloutJack said:
LiberalSquirrel said:
FalloutJack said:
Soul Calibur 4 doesn't HAVE a protagonist. Only 'whoever you're playing as'. Ergo, I go into Character Creation and make a sexy female.
Actually, I'd say you're out of luck- I believe Siegfried would be the protaganist. (My apologies.) Still, good to see someone that's playing SC on the Escapist.
Nope, I deny that. This is a fighting game. Fighting games have a range of people to play with and it is whoever you used that is central to it at the time. And I...have not actually used Siggy yet. Sorry, it's a wossname... Loophole.
Don't blame you for that. Only reason I felt the need to mention it is because I tried to make the same argument (for a completely different reason), and my friend ended up running to the Soul Calibur wiki in an attempt to prove me wrong.

SC wiki said:
Siegfried Schtauffen is the main protagonist character in the Soul series and the most central character of the series.